I’ve got it: From now on, United flights are for United employees only. There will never be a problem with a missing crew ever again. May I have your job now?

Jason Heyward nods in agreement.

An 835 OPS and 381 OBP in the leadoff spot is struggling? I hope he struggles all year then.

“Chappaquiddick McDaniel Rockefellerson IV graduated from Liberty University in 2016 where he majored in Fearmongering and minored in Xenophobic Studies. Before joining Breitbart News in 2017 as a reporter, he interned for the Donald Trump campaign, where he was responsible for producing dank memes and served as the…

Benetti is good but he’s a little too BROADCASTER-Y for my taste. It doesn’t sound natural, and it can be grating after a while.

It’s spelled “Dhue,” not “Duhe,” as seen in the story you linked. :)

“San Diego Padres catcher Christian Bethancourt made his major league debut today, when he came on in relief with his team trailing the Dodgers 7-1 in the fourth inning.”

“so much of his talent comes from his framing skills”

Duke getting upset. Is it still March?

Throw a rock at a car lot in any direction and you’ll hit one.

Letters are so much easier to attach as exhibits in litigation.

I think we can all agree that this viral marketing campaign for Vox sucks.

I’m a man in downtown LA. I’m getting my McGorry on by wearing my red dress shirt to work. No one has said anything. One of the senior execs stared at me for a while, probably thinking my shirt is too brightly colored rather than in disapproval. I haven’t seen any other men wearing red, but a handful of women are.…

This paragraph from his Jezebel piece seems... hmmmmm:

* his company = a cheap sweatshop in Bangladesh under license

Is it possible to “like” the header image of this article to show my appreciation?

To name one, Florida gives suspended sentences to defendants who qualify, depending on the nature of their crime, whether they cooperated, if they pose a threat of violence, etc.

Not obscure, per se, but certainly rare: Two different Bugatti Veyrons, three years apart.

Here’s An Expensive Grill I Have that You Can’t Even Buy

Get ready for Roger Ailes’ Trump TV!