“U-S-A! U-S-A!”

Probably because it *is* a car you can steal in GTA.

“When you put together a report and nobody gets a chance to cross examine the information or where it comes from before you put out the report constitutionally that’s not right.”

Earlier free agency for all of his California clients would make Scott Boras a whole lot more money. Consider, if you will, the possibility that when Scott says he thinks this is a bad idea, that’s because Scott actually, genuinely thinks it would be a bad idea, not because he’s trying to sabotage the possibility or…

How many times did you post this same comment? I count at least two.

The rest of the press should have taken Eagles PR up on the threat and gotten themselves all kicked out. That would have been far more interesting than the game.

That was you? I thought it was That Other Guy.

...won’t get the clicks.

I hope Tesla paid well for this unquestioning advertisement on Gizmodo dot com.

And the username even tried to warn us

What the hell kind of union strongarms the rank-and-file into catering to the employer’s every whim? This is such a bizarre story.

He also has a very shitty band that is being pitched to Trumpkins as the inaugural headliner right about . . . now.

To the car owner: Lawyer up, bro. When they show you theirs, you show them yours. Do not speak a word to the VW lawyers without your own lawyer doing the talking.

Judges have the ability, but it’s not unlimited. The court would first have to find that the agreement is ambiguous on its face. If it is, or if certain terms are ambiguous (“operable,” perhaps), the court can then admit parol evidence (fancy word for evidence from outside the four corners of the contract) to aid in…

“That’s nothing.”

How many deadly fires could $200 million in required annual building inspections prevent? Nah, definitely pay for a billionaire’s plaything instead.

Gonna need an executive order from President Obama before he leaves that only Bobby Finger is allowed to choose the options for all polls on the internet.

Sully wouldn’t have needed to do any of that, because he would have made a refueling stop.

“Did you know about this, have you heard about this: The election is rigged unless I win.” (crowd groans)

He’s really not that far removed from this.