Did Tim Beckman advise him on this? He once hilariously claimed the media should cover the University of Illinois football team with rose-colored glasses because that would somehow be good for the entire state of Illinois and be in their best interest as Illinois citizens.

I think Donald Trump just found his Secretary of State.

Reminder: Pollak is the asshole who led the charge against their own reporter when Corey Lewandoucheki manhandled her.

COUNTERPOINT:

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

I don’t remember Tom Ricketts ever discussing or taking a position on Hillary. While he’s conservative and has given to the GOP, he has generally kept his views quiet since he started running the team. He’s even dissented from his more conservative family members when he disagrees with their more extreme views,…

How is a professionally posed and photographed shoot a “selfie”?

How fast does he swim, though?

Charging a husband and a wife with the same crime.

“He was biased anyway.” - Donald Trump

Are we sure he actually said “fucking”? With Adam Hoge’s heavy-handed censorship, we may never know. “Fuc****” could mean anything, and it’s not like “king” is a bad word.

I’ll just leave this here.

I think I missed when the Giants started the season as the best team in baseball too, unless having the best record at the All-Star Break with more than half the season gone by counts as starting.

Yep. Joe Maddon confirmed earlier this year that Baez is the emergency catcher.

Hey look, it’s a Cadillac ad disguised as a profile.

“Fighter Jet Screws Up”

SOCOAST’S MOTION TO DECLARE DEFENDANT BROBIBLE A VEXATIOUS LITIGANT

Don’t forget the big laugh at his own jokes! That’s a key part of Trevor Noah’s “comedy.”

Michelle Obama hasn’t talked about this yet, so Melania’s reaction is pending.

Can’t blockquote the first paragraph on mobile (love you, Kinja!) but allow me to clear up a little confusion. You say Mitch’s “lawsuit” was “scheduled to begin this week”, but I think you meant his “trial.” A lawsuit begins with the filing of a complaint.