How many strippers can it hold?

To Sparkle Motion?

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“That one’s for Barbaro, motherfuckers.”

Bobby Finger is a wizard.

Won't let me edit, so here: http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/chic…

The bullpen did this last year, too. One of my favorite running gags in baseball, right up there with people touching Adrian Beltre’s head.

Sources indicate Donald Trump is considering making this “self-starter, a kid after my own heart” his new VP pick, fixing his Mike Pence problem and at the same time energizing his campaign.

That's the joke.

Rhea Seehorn got ROBBED. She’s absolutely fantastic as Kim on Better Call Saul.

Flynn’s 4-Point Plan to Start the Day

Sorry, I only recognize Rules of Interneting from the source: Darren Rovell. Accept no substitute!

South Side Salt

Donald Trump can pitch? Now I've heard everything.

This is a very underrated comment that is getting shut out, not unlike Mike Rizzo’s playoff clubs :(

That's because Tony Rizzo is the damn truth, son.

keep an eye on the middle of the smaller light pole just before the service truck starts its turn

That doesn’t make them qualified to actually run a real NBA team, but everything in this Deadspin article has been discussed at length by B&B literally all season and in fact before the season even started. National media is only just now noticing, “whoa, the Bulls didn’t even make the playoffs? What happened there?”

Wow, Kugler really killed it. Great call. The way he keeps up with the action in real time on the radio, using tight but crystal-clear descriptions, is pretty impressive.

“Now all that’s left is for Kaepernick to give up millions and millions of dollars to which he’s legally obligated.”