And the username even tried to warn us

What the hell kind of union strongarms the rank-and-file into catering to the employer’s every whim? This is such a bizarre story.

He also has a very shitty band that is being pitched to Trumpkins as the inaugural headliner right about . . . now.

To the car owner: Lawyer up, bro. When they show you theirs, you show them yours. Do not speak a word to the VW lawyers without your own lawyer doing the talking.

Judges have the ability, but it’s not unlimited. The court would first have to find that the agreement is ambiguous on its face. If it is, or if certain terms are ambiguous (“operable,” perhaps), the court can then admit parol evidence (fancy word for evidence from outside the four corners of the contract) to aid in…

“That’s nothing.”

How many deadly fires could $200 million in required annual building inspections prevent? Nah, definitely pay for a billionaire’s plaything instead.

Gonna need an executive order from President Obama before he leaves that only Bobby Finger is allowed to choose the options for all polls on the internet.

Sully wouldn’t have needed to do any of that, because he would have made a refueling stop.

“Did you know about this, have you heard about this: The election is rigged unless I win.” (crowd groans)

He’s really not that far removed from this.

Did Tim Beckman advise him on this? He once hilariously claimed the media should cover the University of Illinois football team with rose-colored glasses because that would somehow be good for the entire state of Illinois and be in their best interest as Illinois citizens.

I think Donald Trump just found his Secretary of State.

Reminder: Pollak is the asshole who led the charge against their own reporter when Corey Lewandoucheki manhandled her.

COUNTERPOINT:

Always the Tiffany, never the Ivanka, eh Chris?

I don’t remember Tom Ricketts ever discussing or taking a position on Hillary. While he’s conservative and has given to the GOP, he has generally kept his views quiet since he started running the team. He’s even dissented from his more conservative family members when he disagrees with their more extreme views,…

How is a professionally posed and photographed shoot a “selfie”?

How fast does he swim, though?

Charging a husband and a wife with the same crime.