“He was biased anyway.” - Donald Trump

Are we sure he actually said “fucking”? With Adam Hoge’s heavy-handed censorship, we may never know. “Fuc****” could mean anything, and it’s not like “king” is a bad word.

I’ll just leave this here.

I think I missed when the Giants started the season as the best team in baseball too, unless having the best record at the All-Star Break with more than half the season gone by counts as starting.

Yep. Joe Maddon confirmed earlier this year that Baez is the emergency catcher.

Hey look, it’s a Cadillac ad disguised as a profile.

“Fighter Jet Screws Up”

SOCOAST’S MOTION TO DECLARE DEFENDANT BROBIBLE A VEXATIOUS LITIGANT

Don’t forget the big laugh at his own jokes! That’s a key part of Trevor Noah’s “comedy.”

Michelle Obama hasn’t talked about this yet, so Melania’s reaction is pending.

Can’t blockquote the first paragraph on mobile (love you, Kinja!) but allow me to clear up a little confusion. You say Mitch’s “lawsuit” was “scheduled to begin this week”, but I think you meant his “trial.” A lawsuit begins with the filing of a complaint.

How many strippers can it hold?

To Sparkle Motion?

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“That one’s for Barbaro, motherfuckers.”

Bobby Finger is a wizard.

Won't let me edit, so here: http://www.foxsports.com/mlb/story/chic…

The bullpen did this last year, too. One of my favorite running gags in baseball, right up there with people touching Adrian Beltre’s head.

Sources indicate Donald Trump is considering making this “self-starter, a kid after my own heart” his new VP pick, fixing his Mike Pence problem and at the same time energizing his campaign.

That's the joke.