That doesn’t make them qualified to actually run a real NBA team, but everything in this Deadspin article has been discussed at length by B&B literally all season and in fact before the season even started. National media is only just now noticing, “whoa, the Bulls didn’t even make the playoffs? What happened there?”

Wow, Kugler really killed it. Great call. The way he keeps up with the action in real time on the radio, using tight but crystal-clear descriptions, is pretty impressive.

“Now all that’s left is for Kaepernick to give up millions and millions of dollars to which he’s legally obligated.”

Special guest, if I knew who you were, what would be a useful and not-a-complete-waste-of-time question I could ask you since I would actually know something about you under this scenario?

Store-brand Campbell’s-brand soup? Back to comedy school with you.

Accurate headline:

Pretty sure you meant “unassuming,” because an “unsuspecting” car makes no sense.

It’s changed now, but not fixed. Hilarious.

Amazingly, it’s still there. Patrick DGAF. If you don’t like it, you can just Indianapolis to jail.

Words fail me.

What does this mean?

Whoever’s job it is to click the button on the NFL transaction submission form at Browns HQ will be hovering his finger over the mouse, ready to click as soon as the official NFL clock ticks over, only to sneeze and involuntarily click submit at 3:59:59.

Won’t someone think of Miss Precious Perfect?

Second best? Oh come on. They’re third best at least.

Pick a picture and stick with it already, jeez.

Everybody remember how Gaby Dunn shit on Stoya and questioned her story in her rush to defend her good bud James? Everybody? Okay good.

For those curious, we’re skipping Apple Maps since it’s limited to just Apple devices. Though, while Apple Maps was certainly a joke when it launched, it’s caught up well enough and tends to be comparable to Google Maps in major cities.

I've eaten here. The chef was joking on everyone at the whole table the whole time. I doubt very much this was truly animosity or homophobia, but more likely a failure to read the room. One of those times jokes go horribly wrong. A bad experience for the couple but I'd be surprised to learn the chef is the monster…

Federal “grand” jury? I think the source got that wrong.