Whoever’s job it is to click the button on the NFL transaction submission form at Browns HQ will be hovering his finger over the mouse, ready to click as soon as the official NFL clock ticks over, only to sneeze and involuntarily click submit at 3:59:59.

Won’t someone think of Miss Precious Perfect?

Second best? Oh come on. They’re third best at least.

Pick a picture and stick with it already, jeez.

Everybody remember how Gaby Dunn shit on Stoya and questioned her story in her rush to defend her good bud James? Everybody? Okay good.

For those curious, we’re skipping Apple Maps since it’s limited to just Apple devices. Though, while Apple Maps was certainly a joke when it launched, it’s caught up well enough and tends to be comparable to Google Maps in major cities.

I've eaten here. The chef was joking on everyone at the whole table the whole time. I doubt very much this was truly animosity or homophobia, but more likely a failure to read the room. One of those times jokes go horribly wrong. A bad experience for the couple but I'd be surprised to learn the chef is the monster…

Federal “grand” jury? I think the source got that wrong.

Shame on CBS for letting serial woman abuser Brandon Marshall opine on Zaevion Dobson’s heroism. Where’s the tidy segment of Marshall cruising around Nashville asking what the girls did to piss the shooter off, they were probably asking for it, that happens to him a lot, here’s a ream of fake documents to prove it,…

laughing so hard rn, Bobby Finger you are a treasure

uh...

roll tide

So how much did GriftKings and ScamDuel give to the Right Honorable Dean Murray’s campaign?

Assault is the apprehension of a harmful contact: the realization that you’re about to get hit. Battery is the actual contact itself. So if you punch someone and then try to pay them, it’s battery, yes. But that’s not an accurate analogy. If you and the punchee agree to be compensated in advance for being punched, and…

I’m a lawyer, so I was just wondering. :)

His statement is pretty tame, actually. A much stronger, more convincing, and direct statement would have been “I never raped Stoya.” The wording he used - ‘false and defamatory’ - is not his own. That’s his lawyer talking. A statement can’t be defamatory if it’s true, so by saying it’s false and defamatory, he’s…

Are you a lawyer?

Rather than log off, Gaby has shamefully deleted the majority of her comments (except for the martyr stuff that she thinks makes her look good), leading some of the users who called her out to post screenshots:

Really, really bad look for Gaby on Twitter tonight, after her own rise to e-fame was fueled mostly by being on the right side of these things. Now her friendship with Deen is taking her off-message. She’s already deleted several tweets that, based on the remaining conversation, questioned Stoya’s story and said she…

Yes, how will Gawker replace an entirely crowdsourced post every week? He is truly irreplaceable. Such a talent.