I keep calling Goodell about the Fail Mary but he won’t fucking listen

Syndergaard hit two in one game just last year.

#Heyhey? #HolyCow? #WhatCurse?

#ThatsCub is terrible —#LetsWinTwo is the obvious one.

Wisconsin fan. It didn’t help, so I am imagining you as Duke instead.

I’m sure that’s not the only big shot Carolina fans cheered in Memphis.

Sage Northcutt would never disrespect any of the deserving candidates by voting for only one of them.

That was a celebration DERP i’ll have you know.

Yes and no. VAC bans are automated, usually a VAC ban relates to the detection of third-party software.

players with standing bans from either the game publisher (Valve) or ESIC (Esports Integrity Coalition) will still stand in ESL.

Counterpoint: Anyone with a brain leaves Boston eventually.

YOU KIDS GET OFF MY LONZO: HAVING A BALL WITH FATHER OF THE YEAR

Sounds more like a surveillance company that happens to drive people around.

I mean, they certainly seem to know when I’ve visited literally any shopping website and then advertise for it... (I know how cookies work and all, but that shit is creepy)

I mean, the way Michigan is playing right now... 2 Big 10 teams in the Final Four doesn’t seem impossible, although my gut is telling me that Kansas isn’t losing to anyone in that region.

That only works on French vehicles. German vehicles go right around them.

This would be like if after seeing his parents gunned down in an alley, Bruce Wayne grew up to become a prominent NRA advocate.

Steve Bannon is not uneducated. It defies belief that someone who understands Wall Street and capitalism

I always assumed Steve Bannon‘s origin story involved a bottle of Dewars and a tube of hemorrhoid cream exposed to Gamma radiation.

It’s not like you have a ton of options beyond KG for favorites.