As a committed Botox-er I feel not an ounce of hypocrisy in suggesting that SNH needs to step away from the syringe. I don’t need to look sincere. The ridiculousness of her rhetoric is underscored by her inability to make a suitable facial expression. I call her Scottie Nell Headroom

Oh I must have missed the part where Turmp declares his intention to grab her by her inner goddess

I think the logic is genuinely: There was recently a very popular novel that featured a woman enjoying rough sex. A lot of women apparantly read and enjoyed this book, at least enough to get a film made.

Apparently consent and fiction are both foreign concepts to these people.

What are they even trying to get at with this pathetic attempt to derail? That women reading erotica is somehow corrupting men? Women enjoying their sexuality makes it okay for men to rape them?

Wasn’t she signing concent paperd for 30 minutes of the movie??

Okay, now the Trump campaign has made me like an E.L. James tweet. THAT’S ENOUGH!

The tie length is really the worst of it. It touches his balls. It should not touch one’s balls. A necktie should terminate somewhere in “the zone” (1.5 inches above the belt buckle to the bottom of the belt buckle, measured when standing). Anything lower and it’s no longer a necktie, it’s a codpiece.

He looks like a bum who has some idea how a rich man would dress and carry himself, but who doesn’t actually have the sense to find someone to finish the picture for him. Y’know, kinda like putting his name in giant gold letters on all his buildings.

Trump can pay someone to tell him this stuff. And he probably does — and then just doesn’t listen.

I thought you meant this.

Janet Jackson comes to mind. She was bigger than Lady Gaga and totally lost her career because Justin Timberlake ripped her bra off and her nipple was exposed for a split second. She was branded a trashy whore who was ruining America’s values for doing nothing but getting accidentally exposed, but Justin Timberlake,…

every half brother is some woman’s whole son.

The federal government currently guarantees twelve weeks of unpaid maternity leave

Hey Ivanka, it might be a good time to change your last name to Kushner.

She has a book coming out next year about the subject, promising “highly tactical, solution-oriented content” for women in the office.

Myers Briggs is like the new Zodiac sign. I give side eye when I see it in a dating profile.

Then he’ll be sad to know you didn’t spell his name right.