I’ll take “So-Called ‘Life Hacks’ That Everyone Has Already Known About Since, Like, Forever” for $400, Alex.

This just in, hack your life by actually looking at the food you buy.

It reminded me a little of Corey Hart’s version! Which makes me feel quite old!

Take the money, split it with the Good Sister and figure out how much you can get for your firstborn. Or at least how much you can get to name Bad Sister the godmother. Buy a spinning wheel.

Wow, the media is really milking this ridiculous story to death. Meanwhile, Trump is out there causing udder chaos. Can we please beef up the hard news around here before we become a laughing stock?

It’s not dead, it’s getting a name change and a price increase so the devs can continue to work on the app and also feed themselves. If you liked it enough you’d pony up the fifty dollars A YEAR and continue using it, support your favorite devs, they deserve it. Or use Inbox, which is a pretty great email app.

You know black people can and do like Tolkein too, right?

Well, I am very,very black and I can name them. I can also name all of the Primarchs, Legion Number,and Worlds of Rediscovery from Warhammer 40K. A nerd is a nerd.

He’s hackish.

“Out of respect for you, we’re going to do something you hate and asked us to stop repeatedly. You’re welcome!”

There goes our cash currency.

23 body sculpting tips that will have your dad drooling.

What about birds? Where’s Charlie gonna get the seasons latest pants?!

“fetching”

This actually made me cry. Even as crazy of a dog person as I am, I started this article expecting to roll my eyes a lot at the crazy rich people, but Rubio sounds amazing. I love love love that he got into this after a street rescue of a badly abused dog, and that he’s so focused on making the dogs comfortable…

Aw, I like this guy. He’s doing something he really enjoys and helping to raise money and awareness for a good cause. Can’t be mad at that...but this is the internet so of course someone will be mad at that, but so what, lol.

Me too. Tissue time!

Works with dogs, helps dogs, makes the world a better place.

I will read anything to do with dogs. Hurrah for dogness!

I didn’t expect to tear up so much when I started reading. What an awesome man — this is a great example of doing what you love, making money doing it, and helping others along the way. He’s living the dream a lot of us have — well, at least I do.