Many of their computers are antiquated and only moved out there for the weather.

Arizona is probably not that hard to hack. I’m guessing most state officials’ password is “password.”

Also, the person she “left” her child with was that child’s other parent. If it was a succession of hired nannies I might be willing to entertain some speculation (although being raised primarily by paid help has worked well enough for enough people for long enough that I’m not even really ready to raise an eyebrow)…

“Hey, leave me out of this!”

I’m sure he’ll be eating steak with his dad asap.

I stand by my belief that anyone shocked by the Turner case just hasn’t been paying attention. For like ever.

Well, I’m sure he learned his lesson!

Looks like they had “an arrangement” all right. She’s arranged to have all his stuff on the curb outside their apartment by the end of today.

Duuuuude, why are you so dumb? Why can't you staaaaahp with the sexting? Can someone get him a Fisher-Price play phone until he learns to behave?

“Ooooooh . . . I was scared. For half a second I thought I posted something. Stop looking at my crotch,” Weiner wrote back.

what the fuck is wrong with him. he’s using his son as a prop in his dick texts. jesus. huma. girl. run away, far and fast. call up killary’s death squads if you want.

He was so extra. Even my dog was like, “Am I watching ‘The Notebook?’ What the hell is this shit?’” Labradors are so fiesty!

Somehow I don’t think they’ll be able to replicate Yul Brynner’s menacing performance from the original movie.

Curmudgeons of the world unite!

Boy Group #2 will not be making it onto lunchboxes or backpacks.

That was so bad

Those boots look like something I’d have bought with my first Joyce Leslie paycheck...and then immediately regretted. #backoftheclosetblues

more like, fifth cacophony, amirite?

Level 42 was ROBBED