I love that KLove scoop pass so much I want to take it behind a middle school and get it pregnant.

You’re drunk and hyperbolic. It’s been widely acknowledged he wouldn’t be a great dunk-contest participant. His creativity manifests in his passing and court awareness.

I got more jazzed from his touch pass to Mozgov than the reverse dunk. But I do like this and think it speaks to his skill more than any dunk contest…

I am personally furious at Goose for his egregious oversight. He clearly should have said that he doesn’t want “a bunch of Cams Newton running around.”

I haven’t seen this much siding with Cousins since the Hatfield/McCoy feud.

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Only an asshole would complain about shortcuts and say U instead of YOU.

Straight Up.

“Censorship” is when the government tells you what you can and can’t say. That’s bad. “Business” is when your employer orders you to stop embarrassing them by making misogynistic comments that drive away listeners and advertisers. That’s good. Fact is, if you’re a host of a radio show and you are continuously and…

For all the set piece goals Liverpool have conceded this year, I’m not upset at the defending for that one.

Ogbonna to the rescue!

Brilliant match. COME ON YOU IRONS! On to Blackburn

That pass is even more incredible from this angle:

I’m looking forward to this matchup in the second or third round of the playoffs.

To be fair, you can’t hurry Love. No, you just have to wait.

Look at how Suarez fits into Barca and contrast that with how Bale fits into Real. I’m not making any statement on whether Ronaldo or Messi are better (they’re both easily the best in a generation+) just that it is telling when Neymar, Suarez, and Messi are “Los Tres Amigos” and Benzema, Bale, and Cristiano are…

Are you seriously comparing deflated footballs to throwing a women onto a couch covered in guns?

Now he can get back to playing cones of dunshire

I dunno, I don’t think his look is *that* far removed from John McGuirk

I like the fact I was enjoying this series when a lot of people were watching and regretting True Detective.

About that...