"I was." - John Kruk

"After reciting the letter Z," the officer wrote, "Irsay recited the lettering I, N and G."

That second gif is everything.

Men! Do you suffer from any of the following ailments:

161. Andy Carroll

Man, that's gotta be heartbreaking. At some point.

How about having a player-coach? They always talk about it with the Lakers and Kobe. Why not try it in football? I think that [googles "who is the best player on the Browns?"] Joe Thomas [who?] would be a great candidate.

Uh oh...Deadspin and Bill Simmons totally agree on something. Shut Down the Internet

There's a fairly famous Mike and Mike (I think) clip, where they call him up, he answers, they say "how's it going?" and he then talks unimpeded for twelve minutes straight, essentially without breathing, and then says goodbye and hangs up. Both guys just crack up.

Questions No One Asks When Bill Walton's Around:

I bet David Faustino would like to kick you in the nuts.

Actually I think it would mean he is 4/5th...