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Wonderful article. As a distance runner though I have one edit- running hungover usually ends up being some of my best runs...probably b/c of the carbo loading...

Wait this is a measured, calm headline from deadspin. I think you meant BRYCE HARPER MURDERS BASEBALL’S UNWRITTEN RULES INTO THE ETHER OF THE NETHERREGIONSS OF THE UNDERWORLD.

yep. it was ReadAcrossAmerica. always celebrated on march 2nd (seuss’ bday) it’s when libraries/schools do read alouds of dr. seuss books and throw cat in the hat parties. also... sexy seuss cosplay....i guess?

I read this as if he was a vegetable type “plant” b/c I’m dumb but then I laughed pretty hard picturing him as a head of lettuce.

Oh they’re getting squeeze bottles of sanitizer? Then what the fuck are we so concerned about?

And not coming to his site: the writers people actually enjoyed and were thus given larger opportunities. See: Rem, Barnwell, jonah keri, greenwald, etc.

so... you didnt see it then.

Clevelander here- I’d say Kevin Kiley is the worst but I’d be lying b/c his previous co-host Chuck “Booms” is actually the worst.

well now he’ll NEVER get into the hall of fame.

wait this doesn’t fit the narrative that all cops are terrible though?

Even more impressive considering its....

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Fellow hammers fan here. Thanks for the great write up on Payet since he’s been genuinely one of the best players in the league. Without him they are a boring, defensive squad holding on for nil-nil draws. With him they might crack the top 4...

indifferent cleveland fan here- i’m interested in how this plays out...which is more than i could say about anything this team did 90 minutes ago so... good job?

you don’t need the second blank. it’s always future for some reason.

Wow. I didn’t know I was capable of having a three minute orgasm. thanks deaspin!

No way he doesn’t become a cleveland brown.

Ask l-ville. the boosters will just get you the prostitutes sent to your room.

“it leads fans and media to treat it as a running joke”

yuck yuck yuck!

Best possible outcome as a Browns fan, honestly. Entertaining game where they don’t humiliate themselves on national TV (until the classic Brownsy finish, of course) and we lose, improving the draft status. The best way to improve in this league is with high draft picks...