Is he riding Falkor?

with a chance to set an MLB record for strikeouts in a game Tito recognizes what the most possible cleveland thing to do would be and take Kluber out...

Remember when everyone outside of cleveland couldn’t stop talking about his lack of explosion and athleticism this year... ?

Cleveland:

Give us

None of this is true. There will be many domestic abusers who make millions because they’re athletes after he’s gone.

UGH CAN’T BELIEVE THIS EXISITS.

So basically you clicked on an article link about source material you haven’t read to make a jack black joke. Great work. You’re really monitoring the internet well from your bridge today.

welp...

those people would be wrong.

The browns helmet doesn’t have a matte finish...

rsvp for an event to see a teaser trailer that we just created a promotional trailer for... this is getting ridiculous.

sexing.

We’re not the worst logo/uniform story of the day!!!! -all us browns fans

When asked if they’d be seeking endorsements the jurors responded in unison, “DORITOS EXTREME CHEDDAR” while slamming cans of Jolt soda

no you don’t. it may not sound “fair”but you pay the people who bring in the money.

well i'll say this much... it'll make a great ride at universal studios in 3 years.

get your seltzer the fuck out of my rye

That GIF is so white that the comments section on Gawker right now is using it to describe all white people.

Cavs have been the best team in the NBA for 3 months now but Windy only matters if there is drama. He's been stirring up shit all season and it's a bummer. Especially b/c he only matters b/c he happened to be the sports reporter in the city that LeBron grew up in.