The most shocking part is when they covered themselves in monkey pee and sat silently in a tree chair with a 6-er of PBR for 3 hours

The most shocking part of this headline was the mention of ruben sierra, who the world had forgotten ever existed.

health down to 57%. Trash talk down to 175

Can we talk about the success of the cast of Married with Children? That has to defy all logic

A cast off from the bills? You don't watch much football do you? Oh and if your team needs motivation for a playoff game then I don't like your chances.

How dare you let modern thought and ideas into our old boys club! But seriously- being outraged that fans got to vote? The writers base their votes on the people they like and don't think are assholes. See: Mike Piazza

So Lopez is beafing with bosh?

Just one thing to add on Joe Thomas- that 1 snap he missed this year... it was the first in his entire career. Not games... snaps.

Kyrie was great and Lillard was spectacular but neither would have had a chance to be heroic if the cavs hadn't gone away from Dion Waiters in the 4th quarter. he scored the first 6 points of the quarter and then Jarrett Jack came in and gave Portland life by shooting way too much (AKA...Jarrett Jack things). Both…

What's a radio?

I don't know if you're counting up or counting down but either way Iron Giant should be number one. so this is invalid

The website is american based (like the whiskEy). Shall we talk about our favourite brown colour and strong flavour as well?

As a Cleveland fan I'm fine with it either way- if he keeps playing and succeeds that's great. If he's terrible or retired- Meh. We took a low-risk shot and missed. We're used to missing.

Yes. You are.

with the exception of a world championship.

From your seat in the stadium you saw that he didn't wrap up, yes but what he did do was clean. He his him with his shoulder and he hit him below the helmet. In fact, he actively avoided trying to hit him with his helmet by turning away. If he throws his arms into this tackle the same result would have happened b/c…

From your seat in the stadium you saw that he didn't wrap up, yes but what he did do was clean. He his him with his shoulder and he hit him below the helmet. In fact, he actively avoided trying to hit him with his helmet by turning away. If he throws his arms into this tackle the same result would have happened b/c…

Don't you dare call Cincinnati Chili an Ohio food. That's a Cincy food and it tastes like tarballs and ass. Cincinnati is not part of Ohio. It wants to be Kentucky (weird) and their food is garbage. Come up north and get some pirogi or literally anything from our polish/Hungarian/Slovak cooking gods in Cleveland. We…

Then why click on an article specifically about him? Oh... b/c troll.

Not that he's making chump change but his salary is a late-round rookie contract (480k before taxes, agent, etc.). Not exactly 'NFL Star Salary' you reference. I'll head back to deadspin now