Ha, not HPL, sorry, I meant this book: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lovecraft_Country_(novel)

The book pays homage to the mythos, but reworks them into what they really were about: white supremacy. 

Last month my awesome wife let me splurge on the UCS Lego Millennium Falcon for my son and I to build together. Out of 7,541 pieces, there was only one was couldn’t find. It’s a pretty common Lego piece, so we just swiped one off something else in the big pile in his room and moved on. After we were done, I found…

I have a teenager, who granted is no longer 14, but yes? I think so? There is some quite obvious sex, but it’s not gratuitous. There are bad words, obviously, but nothing they (sadly, in some cases) haven’t heard before.

I’m not a Twinkie fan, and I’m not a huge fan of fried carnival food (my apologies to the author of the home carnival taste test article).

Same, but also when I see others make the same mistake. If they’re younger than 30 it’s a 50/50 toss up as to whether they get it.

I was so high on endorphins the minutes after getting my PhD, when I left the stairwell to go into another building, I pushed on the pull door and slammed my head into the window. This cartoon flashed into my starry head. Most humbling moment of my life.

I offer simply this as my counter statement:

Eh. If anything, the truck chase was a bit too ridiculous, and a bridge too far for my liking. All they needed was to literally jump over a shark in that slow motion crash to complete the message. It’s my least favorite part in a movie that I actually find to be the most enjoyable of Pixar’s sequels.

No, please tell us Moore!

I remember Hugh Jackman doing an interview and saying that his son’s friends kept asking what it was like having Wolverine for a dad, until his son finally snapped and said, “Look, he’s not Wolverine and he’s not cool.”

I choose to pronounce the ‘g’ for what it stands for in ‘graphics interchange format’. If it were ‘geographics interchange format’ I would join you choosy moms who choose team Jif.

I choose to pronounce the ‘g’ for what it stands for in ‘graphics interchange format’. If it were ‘geographics…

So um..... since we now know bela karolyi was an abusive horror show who let Larry nassar work in his ranch, are they going to actually address that or just pretend hes a loveable gruff coach?

That guy is a national treasure. I will never enjoy my job as much as he does his.

Just a heads up: If you get shitty or mean in these comments I’ll remove them. Go be an asshole somewhere else. 

the prequels, which had Ewan McGregor and then a bunch of people who weren’t Ewan McGregor

Take Snoke or Rey’s parentage. Neither are ‘answered’. We’re just suddenly told they’re not relevant questions.

>>And then The Tudors, similarly, that was like, “Who’s going to watch this series about Henry VII?”

If Internet outrage were anything more worthwhile than a collective pile-on, it’d focus on the GMC ad where some rich jagbag buys a pair of giant gas-chugging trucks for his wife.

It takes quite a guy to make suits that cheap look that good.

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