Nobody who posted a hot take on Twitter actually read the Variety article. And it looks like the author of this article didn’t, either.

I quite like Paddington 2, but I’m partial to About a Boy.

Mad Men. I didn’t think they would but damn they stuck the landing. The scene with Don hugging the crying gentleman during the group confessional is so fucking powerful and right. I’d also add Peggy and Stan made me super happy to boot.

I am disappointed in Quentin’s response as well. After that reporter’s snotty, rambling “question” about the number of lines Margot has versus her level of star status, I would rather have heard something like, “Would you like to do a rewrite? Did you have some lines in particular you would like her to have said?…

You know Durant’s completely in control of his emotions and not mad at all because he only used ?? and ??? in his tweets, not the crazy ?!? or god forbid ?!?!?

Can I say something being the second oldest dude here? Game of Thrones premiered April 17, 2011. A sane man occupied the White House, the repeal of Don’t Ask Don’t Tell signed, Saddam Hussein dead, Occupy Wall Street, The HARRY POTTER movies ended, and Gabriel Giffords survived a senseless attack. The excitement…

I have a feeling I’m going to regret this.

Followed closely by Willie “Hit ‘em Where They Ain’t” Keeler

“I promise I will always have a cheesburger waiting for you.”

Was anyone else confused as to why the Vision wasn’t in the film at all? I mean he got dusted, even though he’s a robot, and was more or less dead before the dusting.... but he wasn’t in it at all.

Maybe, but I’d really love for him to survive to kill Cersei.

Eliot and Alice holding hands killed me.

Strange women bumping uglies in remote towers is no way to determine a system of government.

The kids should have just said “I don’t want your life.”

One of the funnier running jokes in the MCU is that everyone in the universe swoons over Thor. Like, you’ve got Robert Downey Jr and Mark Ruffalo and Chris Evans and Tom Hiddleston running around (not to mention the women), but everyone recognizes that Thor is just in a completely different galaxy.

Appropriate given the dude is an actual god. Probably not just in the movie either.

Nah, it just wastes Anthony Hopkins, Chris O’Dowd and Christopher Ecclestone.

Well I haven’t read the document so I don’t know that she didn’t. In fact if she got reamed out by Aunt Becky it seem like she did alert someone

Maybe. Or maybe, now that the Lakers have been alienated, the Celtics can now lowball the Pelicans and get Davis without even trading away Jayson Tatum. In that event, even the Lakers’ offer would have been better.