I disagree, the ESPN add with Jared Goth yelling his call signs at escalating volumes to try to get the stuck projector to move forward gets funnier every fucking time.

Your local KK isn’t doing it right.  The ones from the Clive location are like a cloud.  

Very minor nitpick on the music, since the reviewer drew attention to it. The Prokofiev piece ended with the bison being shot/shot fired at Veidt’s feet. The piece playing when Veidt is putting on his old costume is the Habenera from Bizet’s Carmen.

1. Repeat after me, folks, sharp knives DO NOT go in the dishwasher. Ever.

Of course I saw how they “handled” it initially, that’s why I’d put money on him offerering the worst nonpology we’ve ever heard.  Seems like a missed opportunity, but I get not wanting to be confrontational at that point.  Her job isn’t to try to be Andrea Mitchell.  

I’m a bit bewildered by the fact that she didn’t stand up after he said he hadn’t had time to reach out to apologize and offer him the opportunity. I mean, I get that the Asstros should be the ones making all the effort there, but a candid apology could have gone a long way towards exposing who the liars are in this…

If you do a digital block and use an English anvil it’s really not a big deal.  I do it all the time in the urgent care.  If it’s bleeding all over the place, you’re not doing it right. 

THanks, Drew. Now every televised home Jags game the only action I’ll be looking for is in the upper decks.

Don’t fight, take them by the hand and make them understand....

I like Elton John, and he may have partied like a rocker, but that man was pure pop. Having a song called crocodile rock does not make your music classic rock. 

I struggle with this. Obviously, his wishes should be respected, so if you or I ran into him in the street, we shouldn’t try to hug him. But teammates who are bonding in the course of a special season have different boundaries, and he’s still a bit stiff, but he’s hugging back and has a giant smile on his face, I…

You’re welcome sincerely.  I agree that it sucks that we feel the need to positively reinforce posters who aren’t being shitty.  

There’s a bit about football that uses NE Patriot players that’s likely a nod to Evans.  

I got about 15 minutes in.  I have decided that I am not the target audience.  Have fun.  

So did the Asstros (spelling intentional) really respond to the situation with an attempt at gaslighting? How much more fucking tone-deaf could you get?

It’s a Will Cain look a like.  

I’m pretty sure the whole statement was just a middle finger to LeBron. 

We were a Dora/Diego house, had twins when the oldest was 18 months. “Swiper, no swiping!” was oft quoted.

So, you don’t think Baker Mayfield, who is featured in another commercial sitting with his arm around a cute blond with some of the widest man spread ever captured on video holding the remote control at an interesting angle right near his crotch (shot from a low angle no less), you don’t think that Baker Mayfield …

His knee has been bad since this summer league and if he doesn’t lose weight, it’s not going to get enough better to make it through a meaningful NBA season. Even if he just lost 5 pounds, that takes about 15# pressure off your knees. Get that man in the pool.