You’re welcome sincerely.  I agree that it sucks that we feel the need to positively reinforce posters who aren’t being shitty.  

There’s a bit about football that uses NE Patriot players that’s likely a nod to Evans.  

I got about 15 minutes in.  I have decided that I am not the target audience.  Have fun.  

So did the Asstros (spelling intentional) really respond to the situation with an attempt at gaslighting? How much more fucking tone-deaf could you get?

It’s a Will Cain look a like.  

I’m pretty sure the whole statement was just a middle finger to LeBron. 

We were a Dora/Diego house, had twins when the oldest was 18 months. “Swiper, no swiping!” was oft quoted.

So, you don’t think Baker Mayfield, who is featured in another commercial sitting with his arm around a cute blond with some of the widest man spread ever captured on video holding the remote control at an interesting angle right near his crotch (shot from a low angle no less), you don’t think that Baker Mayfield …

His knee has been bad since this summer league and if he doesn’t lose weight, it’s not going to get enough better to make it through a meaningful NBA season. Even if he just lost 5 pounds, that takes about 15# pressure off your knees. Get that man in the pool.

MRI looks good, maybe only 3 games. Honestly, I don’t want him back this year. There’s not much hope of getting past the Pats this year, work on the defense and try to get everyone healthy to make a push next year. I’m so afraid that he’ll end up RGIII’d and that would be awful.

Good thing it wasn’t Santa Anita, they’d have put him down right there on the mound.  

I have to say I hate the bud knight platinum where the king is gaslighting the OG budknight to sneak out with budknight platinum. I understand that it’s supposed to be a new friend not meshing with old friend type situation, but I’m in a demographic that this commercial just hits wrong in every conceivable way.

It has a lot of the same supporting voice cast, but damned if it didn’t work to a tee. The interactions between Peter Ustinov and Terry Thomas are solid gold.  

Well played, RP, well played.  

Why is Girardi talking about him in the past tense like he’s dead? How fucked up is that? He’s right there, you moron.

He realized she was just being friendly in her very South side of Chitown Irish way, but he just wasn’t there yet.  He was like a deer in headlights.  He won’t go to strip clubs, either.  I tried to get him to go to one for his bachelor party and he was having none of it.  The boys talked him into Hooters, and there’s…

You and my husband.  He’s very introverted.  The first time he met a mutual friends very boisterous extroverted girlfriend, she went straight in for a hug and it was the most uncomfortable thing ever.  She literally back him into a corner where he couldn’t get away.  They laugh about it now, but she felt bad at the…

One good game doesn’t make Kirk Cousins any less overpaid.  

Oh hell, that’s right, mea culpa it’s been a few years.

Is Wayne Brady gonna have to cut a bitch.