Not true, he really liked Jay and Bob and would have befreinded them had his loyalty to Loki not gotten in the way.  

Really? See, I know that there must be people out there who like him, but his stand up is like nails on a chalkboard to me, so I have steadfastly refused to see anything else he does, even though I hear good things about the tv show. I feel the same way about Nick Kroll, though I did break down and watch Oh, Hello…

It’s truly the first part of a two part story. It’s not a stand alone movie, no matter what it was promoted as. It’s funny as hell, and poingnant as hell, and if the scenes between Gamora and Thanos don’t touch your heart a bit, you either haven’t been paying attention or you don’t have a heart. Yes, it follows the…

It was about Kate Beckinsale if I remember correctly.

Did you appreciate Vince crying at the end? They cut away before the tears began to flow in earnest, but his eyes were welled up and his lower lip was quivering when he let himself remember what a dick he had been.

Take all the stars.

Goddammit, I hate Kinja, I’m trying to say Reeve Carney was Dorian Grey in Penny Dreadful.

Double post

Edited to remove double post. Obviously Kinja and I are not playing nicely.

Wait, you reviewed a movie with Reeve Carney in it without posting a picture of Reeve Carney? Is this your first day on the internet?

If you enjoy Jonathan, you may want to check out his “Gay of Thrones” recaps on Amazon. It’s pretty funny and just the right length. I started watching QE because of Jonathan, but I love Antonio and Tan so much it hurts. I mean they’re all great, but my goodness, those two just hit the right amount of sincere…

Please, AV Club, bring this back!! This show is so fucking good. Penny, “wait, who’s that?” Josh, “Thank you, Penny!” Penny, as Q puts on the music, “God, I hate you.” Hale Appleman getting to release his inner Bowie. Oh, and fuck the library for making Penny keep his shirt on/closed. Katie’s cabaret. And Josh…

I have a confession to make. In my house, I taught my children that the alligator’s name at the beginning is Bernie. I realize now it’s Arnie, but it’s too late. Any even remotely crocodilian life form is known in our house as Bernie.

THat’s Tori Kelly, who’s by all accounts a lovely person, and while a jingle is not the best showcase of her talent, this is pretty cool:

The Great Muppet Caper is a fantastic movie, and probably the best of all the muppet movies, but I don’t consider any of the muppet movies to be sequels. None of them are a continuation of a narrative.

Want to find a good doctor who doesn’t prescribe this way? Get on healthgrades or whatever shitty website people are using to vent these days and find ones with lower scores and read the complaints. If most of them are about not taking pain seriously enough, those are the doctors who are trying to fight the good…

Not the worst part, but it certainly made it worse in her eyes.

Yes, they were overly emotional, but they made some pretty bad decisions, it was absolutely their fault. Alice then made a bad decision as well, but it was partially because her self esteem is so bad, Penny made her feel good about herself again. And partially because she knew how bad it would hurt Quentin. No…

Look, I love Margot and Elliot as much as the next muggle, maybe even more, but let’s not forget that little drug fueled ménage that prompted Alice’s revenge fuck with Penny. They admitted as much a few episodes later.

Oh please let this be a thing. He’d be so much better as old Ben than freaking Lumiere.