It’s really sad that a dictatorial, sadistic, murderous ass-clown, who has enslaved his entire country for all intents and purposes, gets a reluctant internet high five for dissing the president of the United States. I’m not an American, but I live close and I’d rather not have nuclear war, but how shitty is Trump…

Yeah, seriously, Trump is losing a war of words with a country whose foreign policy is a mix of issuing angry nonsense insults and firing missiles into the sea.

Pamela Adlon is a national treasure. Her and Walton Goggins.

He’s a CHIROPRACTOR. He’s a quack. That is by definition not a great career.

I’m interested in the idea some people have had to move government agencies that don’t need to be in D.C. to cities in the midwest that aren’t doing so hot. There is no reason that, say, the National Institute of Health needs to be in DC (where is incredibly expensive to operate), and moving it to a place like say,…

Chrissy Teigen is the best twitterer to ever twitter.

They mean “august,” like “well respected and admired.”

You know who needs to host? Mark Hamill.

Self-produced and it shows.

You are far too kind, my trouser-trapped-elongated-green-summer-squashy friend. I say that not out of modesty, but because I discovered (after the window for editing had closed) that I left out the closing parenthesis in the final sentence of the post. There’s a good chance I won’t be able to sleep tonight, images of…

The pop-art trenches are rad as hell. The leather jackets were cool. The rest I could do without.

Pretty sure David S. Pumpkins was last year, I was pretty fond of that one (but I’d watch Tom Hanks watch paint dry while grass grows)

Ok, the fact that you do this every day is impressive enough. But then you pull out shit about Tiw’s Day and single combat.

Okay, folks, today’s Code 45* was a super tough one to crack. So we’re going to lead off with the message itself, then walk y’all through it. It’s quite a tasty prophecy, but - as you will see - there will be some delayed gratification, so we’ll all need to be strong for a bit. Here it is:

I doubt it. I was so disgusted by all the Emmy awards SNL received on Sunday. I really wish they would find someone else to do Trump, because Baldwin’s impression is barely mediocre.

Man, I would kill to hear Don Pardo pronounce Gadot’s and Nanjiani’s names. What’s his ghost doing these days?

Unlike Tom Price, Betsy DeVos uses her own private jet for government travel. “Secretary DeVos accepted her position to serve the public and is fully committed to being a faithful steward of taxpayer dollars,” her press secretary said in a statement. It’s very nice of her to use her private jet to wreak havoc on…

Wendy is trash. Always was, always will be. She’s a bust down version of the bust down version of Joan Rivers on a bad batch. She is a classless bottom feeder of insult comics, beneath Judge Judy. She is the picture you find when you look up people that feel they need to tear others down in order for them to get…

Sorry to spoil January 19, 2017 for you. It was also the last day of the Obama Administration. Was that a spoiler? Did I spoil that for you too?

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