Anika was raised right!

It does make me a little happy that while attempting to insult all of womankind, he sounds like an absolute idiot.

Not really.

It takes quite the logistical genius to realize standard overnight is almost as good as overnight am service at a lower cost.

Thank you for this theory, Kevin

Kevin just wants a woman who knows how to ship via UPS or FedEx.

Seriously, oh my god at that quote. I never thought he was funny but I didn’t know enough about him to dislike him until now. What a fucking asshole, probably thinks he’s so great for saying that.

Kevin Hart using “logistic” in a sentence:

And the “women are logical” game. :(

Isn’t “getting a championship” the only legitimate reason you need?

Hey, Black Mirror won stuff!

Eh, my babysitter had HBO. Remember HBO in the early 80s? It was like 10 movies and Fraggle Rock recycled all month. I couldn’t tell you how many times we saw 9 to 5, Pirates, Blue Lagoon, Star Wars, etc.

Overshare: I watched 9 to 5 so many times as a kid, my friends and I would fight over the roles and say the lines along with the movie. We were kids. We didn’t get most of the humor.

“The other guy from Scary Movie 2"?

But he isn’t funny, not even a little bit.

I know a person like that. She hasn’t been single since High School because she cheats on every last boyfriend with the next boyfriend. It’s like she leasing them. Yet she never has any trouble finding the next one. It’s kind of crazy.

WOWWWWWW!!! Did you write this for me? Only songs missing are “That’s Right” by DJ Taz, “Nasty Dancer” by Kilo, and “Bounce it Y’all” by DJ Kizzy Rock (I know, I know: different labels)! You got me ready to pull out my DJ Jelly mixtapes from the Candler Road Flea Market, and to go back to the Lab with DJ Nabs!

It can’t be a “classic” if it’s “unsung.” Something only becomes a classic when a lot of people know it.

This takes me way back!! I spent some time writing for a Birmingham newspaper in college, and my worst interview of all time was Sleepy Brown - nice dude, but answered every question about his music with “Man, I just do what I do...”