You: ASSHOLE.

ugly-ass pants that need to die in a river of hellfire and never, ever come back again to make us think they’re flattering.

Your first comment: rude.

In which Anna Kendrick’s BFF and I are literally the same person. I take this as a sign that we would be capable of friendship in real life.

What... is this... feeling? Could it be... oh my. I am almost compelled to ACTUALLY SPEND MY MONEY ON THESE EMOJIS.

GUYS! GUYS! It arrived today! Sorry if I’m late to the party but super excited. WTF? Why is it sideways??

Sorry if that was unclear, buying a car from a Tesla store is basically this. You go to your local store and talk with a product specialist, you can conduct a test drive if you like. If you choose to buy you then order a car with your desired options. Car is delivered and you pay for it (or lease it). No haggling, no…

My vagina just ate itself in protest.

I’m sorry LuluLemon, did you think you were irreplaceable?

Headlines: "Ride or Die Chick Rides with Deadly Apparatchik!" and "Model and Mommy Marries Malevolent Mummy!"

She wasn’t wrong though and likely knew it. I saw some of the comments on twitter and some people were assholes, as usual. Trying to challenge others on what’s sexy just because they didn’t find these women personally appealing. Deciding they’re the authority on sexy and who should be allowed to act that way.

Rupert Murdoch is terrible of course, but as far as I know he has never ordered someone’s murder by polonium poisoning. That’s a dealbreaker, ladies!

When I first saw this cover I was awed. You can’t look at them and think negatively unless you’re an asshole. Not only are these women gorgeous, but they’re hella sexy too. Sexy can come in any size.

Tom,

A car that costs over twice what I can afford to spend for a car?