I had to explain this to some of my sister’s students. The thermometer says 84 degrees; that is a fact. You may it’s warm, another may say it’s hot, and another may say it’s cool, but none of those opinions change what the thermometer says. Likewise, an accelerated increase of ocean temperature is a fact, not an…

When Spicer pointed out that two people could reach two different conclusions from looking at one set of facts, I got an aneurysm from screaming, “But the facts didn’t change; the conclusions did!”

The article conained an excerpt from her book where she described the “iconic” Williams sisters as a “force”: “tall girls in tennis whites.” Now, we’ve already established that Sharapova is taller than the two sisters. And, I ask you, does the outfit “tennis whites” scream “force” to you? I contend it doesn’t. I think…

She is not criticizing his being an older guy picking up a younger girl. She is criticizing his condemnation of the idea of a seven year age gap as “indecent,” while he practiced/practices the same thing. In so doing, she highlighted that it wasn’t the age gap that he had a problem with, but the sexual identity of the…

Every time I see his name, I have to regret my many viewings of Janet Jackson’s “Love Will Never Do Without You.”

Amber was/is married to David Cross who is two decades older than she is, so age difference isn’t itself the problem. The problem is James Woods using it as a shield for his hatred of gay people (men, specifically, I’d bet).

That’s...what...the whole kerfuffle is about.

Queen Serena, yes. I love how the NYT points out, after all Sharapova’s scary descriptorss, that Sharapova is actually five inches taller than Serena. Also, Serena was surprisingly smaller than expected when I met her in person. She’s muscular, but not as broad or thick as I thought she’d be from the televison. Other…

I thought the original response from League said that he had been fired completely, and was without a job for months before being hired back as a copywriter without a byline.

So, no, then.

Jorma Taccone of The Lonely Island.

I have begged, begged, begged my white and latinx friends to find me one, just one, example of a good-looking, rational, intellectual white supremacist

You’d think they’d be grateful for business! Let’s see how many vacancies they have after doing this.

Congratulations to you and your wife!

Took Apple ten tries what Samsung did in eight. Enjoy, suckas.

Samsung has themes, and I get green text messages, too. Imma let ya backothebus comment slide, because we pity, not shame, cult members.

Just want to say, Stassa, that you’re the sharpest writer at GMG , and I will follow you if you leave.

Did you go out of business doing that? My guys expanded their operations and now have twice the square footage. Haven’t shopped there, and it’s still not a supermarket, but it certainly didn’t hurt them.

I hope you’re right and that Kate doesn’t apologize for this. Keep drinking your wine and looking happy on glosses, girl.

I feel like the Bruce Willis photo is a shot from 30 Rock, where the only celebrity not on the phone is Tracey Jordan.