He once criticized McCain because McCain was a POW (he liked “people who weren’t captured” I’m sure McCain would have liked not having been captured as well.)

Eh, we (my husband and I) use “the pull out method” because I haven’t found a birth control method that works for me (and I’m 31, I’ve been trying various pills since age 18 and IUDs are sadly not possible for me due to some other issues). But, we’re married and we are financially stable. So it’s a decision we’ve…

I practice natural family planning which utilizes the pull out method. However it also requires me to track several other factors including basal body temping, cycle tracking, ovulation detecting, and some ickier things that I won’t go into. While it is never going to be totally effective, pulling out along with…

IDK, it’s worked for me and my husband for the past 15 years. I hate condoms, the pill makes me insane and I don’t love the thought of an IUD. I would say we are just the lucky ones except I have a bunch of friends who also use the withdrawl method without any unintended pregnancies.

Well, I certainly don’t approve of what they did but you know, Republicans are always saying they want immigrants to really embrace the American way of life.

Ijust kept thinking of the singing episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer when she said once more with feeling

I can’t imagine praying hours a day for your kid unless they had a serious physical illness, or they were torturing animals or engaging in other cruel / evil behaviors and you're concerned for their mental-well-being / immortal soul. Whatever your worldview is.

“She likes names that are similar to Justin, so she’s either picked Preston, Ethan, or Grayson. She thinks they sound great with Theroux as a last name.”

Haha. My boyfriend apparently decided to start snoring after 5 years, which is awesome.

I literally read as “Sandra Bullock adopted a 30 year old” and was hella confused for a minute. Thanks Tramadol!

I am trying to do my part and I know you will to.

I had a professor in college who told us that when they did her episiotomy, the doctor said he “put in an extra stitch.” Then he smacked her on the thigh and said “for your husband” and winked. If I didn’t want to have kids before, that pretty much solidified it.

Y’all are so goddamned salty. Shit. Like, I get it: this kid and her family are annoying, but there is some massive reaching in the comments here.

“prudish”—because they want to discuss and explore the possible connection between culture and sexual expression? wow, that’s some judgmental bullshit.

Well, for starters they weren’t filming a scene together that day. In fact, no one was filming anything at all. This happened in the workplace, but it wasn’t part of a production. I’m not a fan of most porn and in particular some of the more violent stuff. It isn’t my deal. It baffles me. However, I’m pretty sure…

And she had a great line of “I don’t judge individuals but let’s say I am suspicious of how many dudes have fantasies that align perfectly with existing patriarchal norms.”

Is there somewhere I can donate my collection of 239,048 tiny metal wrenches? I’d like to help.

He has demonstrated considerable willpower in other aspects, such as personal fitness and speaking like a defferential-10 year old boy despite being in his mid-20s.

Good point. That could explain why Katie’s split from Tom was more like a carefully planned escape from Alcatraz than a typical separation.

Now I can’t stop singing “Hello Kevin Federliiiiine!”