She was 90s fat. 90s fat is a phenomenon that people born before or after a certain date just don’t fully understand without detailed instruction. I, being fully in touch with 90s culture, can readily identify which of the four women in this photo are “fat.” Whereas my students would probably fail this test of 90s fat…

Also, the thing is, if middle eastern countries mistreat women (which frankly, as a feminist, I think they do), allowing them to emigrate to this country would expose them to a more liberal and tolerant culture (as well as the protections of the law), so it would be a positive influence.

Well I don’t have a plateful of food to show you but I do have this photo of two pairs of my son’s underpants hanging from his ceiling fan. Well not really hanging, the blade is threated through the legholes. I guess so they won't fall off. I don't know; you'd have to ask him.

This was my thought. I ferment a lot of things and my guess was that whatever she introduced was likely killed off by other stuff or, if it wasn’t, it’s about as weird as regular bread.

One time my college-age brother, who is bipolar but refuses to be medicated, felt that Thanksgiving was an appropriate time to hold himself hostage with a gun to his head in the back yard, demanding that our dad give him money (more than he already was) to buy drugs. So then the cops came and he was forcibly strapped…

and please remember - the state health department needs to test the brain tissue to confirm or deny the presence of rabies. When you’re trying to determine the best method to humanely euthanize a possibly rabid family member, keep this in mind.

“some uncles are covered in a layer of dense fur designed to protect them from the elements”

11. If two of your relatives decide to mate noisily on the roof during dinner, either politely ignore them or go up to watch the fun.

11. Bring Enough Pie. Everyone Loves Pie. And it will keep your racist uncles mouth shut for a minute. Can I just get a god DAMN MINUTE OF SILENCE??

“Enough to stop your heart, sure, but Americans lived a more active lifestyle back then.”

Do these people not have jobs or pets or friends?

“Men appear to be casting a wide net.”

I’m pretty sure George Michael covers don’t need any more tenor sax.

Mine in particular is reaching for the door handle, missing it, then walking into the door.

100 percent of these hats would look fabulous on a cat.

Not feeling Jennifer’s look. Pale skin, pale hair, pale dress. Any paler and she’ll be asking little English boys if they want Turkish Delight.

would u:

Stray cats often eat lizards, so of course they’d show up at the summit of the secret lizard people overlords.

SO THESE CATS JUST ‘HAPPENED’ TO COME ON STAGE AT THAT MOMENT AT THE BIGGEST ECONOMIC SUMMIT THIS YEAR? I’VE SEEN THAT SAME CAT IN A PICTURE TAKEN OUTSIDE THE PENTAGON JUST 3 WEEKS AGO!!!1!! WAKE UP SHEEPLE!1!!

I don’t really keep up with Kirsten Dunst gossip but has she ever been in a successful long term relationship ?