Bruh. I have the best story.

Oregon Trail, 2015 edition: “you have died of bubonic plague”

maybe they dress down?

I assume they just realized their mistake and prorated the price of the remaining dress.

I assume they just realized their mistake and prorated the price of the remaining dress.

As a migraine sufferer, I have often fantasized about self-trepanation, or trepaning. Worst accidental self-trepanation story: an article in the New Yorker about itching that describes a woman whose head itched so much that she scratched a HOLE IN HER SKULL. Just thinking about it gives me a headache.

This is friggin’ gold! Needs way more stars if only for the much needed laugh this morning! So so good!

P.S.S.S. Paragraphs are a thing, girl.

He definitely needs to wear a hairshirt as penance for his prideful and hypocritical views.

Didn’t Kanye have something like this in his most recent line?

“My daughter, however, is too smoking hot to ever wear such a thing. Have I mentioned that I’d bang her if I weren’t her father? It’s something I obviously think about quite a bit, since I ‘joke’ about it on a regular basis.”

Sorry- didn’t mean it as a brag, I just read this and thought, “how is this new?” Anyways, if Trump is elected I’ll open my cabin to American refugees, but they have to chop the firewood and fetch the beer. Deal?

Are you wearing them as a backup or instead of a tampon/pad/cup/whatever?

Maybe keep him under the bridge?

I don't care if someone saves themself for marriage or not. But I think it's weird and gross that she shared a certificate about her hymen with her father. My dad couldn't care less about my sex life, but if he did I would hope that he would trust me enough to take my word for it.

I hope the fact that he raped a family member then tied her to a toddler bed and taunted her with a knife for two hours means he adopted exactly ZERO babies.

He was cheating on her during the marriage. This is such textbook junkie manipulative behavior. She was moving on. He spends the price of a Midwestern home on hookers and blow, ODs, nearly kills himself, she agrees to put the divorce on hold — and somehow she’s the bad guy? Fuck that. Bullshit.

Those dang Japanese with their fake Chinese accents, they’re not fooling anyone!

You are not alone. Most of my friends looked at me like I was crazy when I tried to explain what they were. And I was surprised to see they’re still around! My niece loves the ones we’ve gotten her and her favorite family is the Hedgehog family (which are weird looking but very soft because they have so much fur!)

Oh wow, yeah—that sums up my opinion with (fellow) white people in general. Though unfortunately, we also have tons of hypocrites here in England (I’m an immigrant myself, and so’s my SO. But it’s my SO who keeps being mistaken as English and he gets a lot of racists trying to whisper conspiratorially with him about…

The "hot enough" thing drove me off the wall. People would come in and order their lattes at 190-200 degrees, MILK CURDLES AT 180 YOU NASTIES. Also, steaming it to much hotter than the typical "extra hot" setting makes the milk spit viciously and I'm not about to burn myself just so you can melt the lining of your…