My two feline rescues are, well, cats, so it’s less ‘bffs’ and more ‘untouchably cool kids who tolerate me and grace me with their presence’. Close enough.

We had that happen. We have two rescue cats. One was a 12 year old male, that they said was a shy low energy old man, and the other was a 2 year old stray female he bonded with.

What a small world!! I met Dr. Nosy Lady in The Grocery Store 20 years ago! It was so cute, how we met! As I reached for something on an upper shelf, she screamed “don’t lift your arms up over your head! You’ll strangle the baby!!” at me from the other end of the aisle, and then wanted to touch my abdomen! Isn’t that…

For some reason, police often fail to recognize both the relevance and the authority of REO Speedwagon.

I think the most shrinkage is between his ears.

Ah you beat me to it. I thought it was something Tyra Banks would make her ANTM models do during a Halloween photoshoot.

“I had to find somewhere to hide...no way Kris is gonna drag me to that hospital.”

Bear is looking for a school that is just right.

Mike Huckabee: America’s Awful Father-in-Law

I had two preemies. It is not a reasonable reaction to a birth two months before schedule to not seek medical attention for the infant after delivery. Nothing about a three pound baby looks fine to stay home and hope for the best - this is not an observation that requires a medical degree, just fucking common sense.…

No. Fuck these guys. It’s one thing if a mother has a premie and freaks out and doesn’t go to the hospital (but it’s probably still a crime, I was panicked isn’t a get out of jail free card). It’s quite another if a couple has a “religious” conviction that demands they sacrifice their child rather than seek safe and…

My guess is the midwife is a lay midwife and not a nurse midwife. Lay midwives just don’t have the education or clinical experience to deal with pregnancy complications.

Here is Fiorina’s horror show. A baby born early, yet alive and kicking and screaming but left to die...in the name of the illegitimate son of the invisible man in the sky, who I am sure puts blind stupid faith above compassion and decency. And, unlike Fiorina’s fevered fantasy vision, this really happened.

And madonna too. Memba all that “ray of light shit”?

I’d have shaved HIS bush.

Seems legit.

Speaking as someone who lives but a couple hundred miles from Saudi Arabia, and knows many Filipinos, Indonesians, malaysians, etc. Who live and work in Dubai.... never, ever, ever set foot for any reason in Saudi Arabia. You enter, you are a slave. Period. Your life is not yours. Do not go. No matter how bad it is at…

Well, money = power, and Saudi Arabia = filthy rich.