My father tricked my mother into marrying him so he could get papers.
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Who the fuck defrauds the people they brought into their high-level crime? Like, if you need a patsy, that’s fine, but you don’t fuck over a patsy and let him live. No wonder these morons got caught.
It is this. My truest love. I weep with uncontained mirth whenever I see that camel.
And the stripes. So many stripes.
I would gladly wear this. I look great in shift dresses, have been wanting some with long sleeves, actually like this print, and like weird prints in general.
I like this jacket.
Nah, Buffy the Vampire Slayer wore these short pants through high school.
Please don’t hate me, I actually like this dress.
This is what happens when Duggars get all slutty and stuff.
“The homeopaths were rescued after they were seen rolling around in a field near their hotel, gibbering incoherently.”
I once knew a homeopath who tried to commit suicide. He took an underdose.
They clearly diluted it too much, making it far too powerful.
They should have diluted it in water until there was statistically probably nothing but water left.
The worst part is I actually loved Major Payne. It’s one of the few dumb comedies I actually like seeing on TV late at night.
Peniswrinkle was always my fave as a young'n. So dirty!
This is the face of a man who says, very angrily "Its not my fault. You moved around too much."
Ha. Remember the last time?
Why? Why would you hang that in your child’s room? Call me weird, but my sons’ room is full of artwork that THEY chose. Am I enamored of the massive Skylanders poster on their door? No. But it’s their fucking room. Do I think it would be awesome to create rainbow zebra stripes on canvas to go with their rainbow zebra…
A daughter of a relative (about 9 or 10) brought her realistic baby doll to dinner a few years ago. My wife and I agreed that this thing looked like an ugly dead baby. Fast forward a couple of years and we see it again, and the damn thing has a distinct gray-green tint. It looks like an actual corpse, a few days past…
Who is covering the cost of the emergency response to save the baby left alone in the car? I really don’t think these people have any right to be pissed. What are we supposed to do? Assume that all babies in car seats alone in cars are fakes so that we don't break windows unnecessarily?