I was going to write this until I saw your post. And I kinda hate the fact that she's so oblivious to the reasons why people would like it. Because she's never not been beautiful, she can't imagine how that feels.

I just don’t get why people think they can comment at all! I would correct every damn one just so they can feel stupid.

How was your leg dressed at the time? And had it been drinking? Had other dogs humped it before? You really need to clarify your leg’s role in this, it takes two to leg-hump.

I would prefer not talking to him at all because my mouth is too full with breakfast

When I do go into that “dark night” it’ll probably from head trauma sustained by dropping my Kindle on my face.

I’m laughing because this is sad and true. Relevant:

And yet we all judged King Triton for trying to keep Ariel away from a prince who was obviously way older than 16.

Chicken cacciatore.

this looks like something out of a magazine!

I love Nicki, but her booty isn’t real.

EXACT SAME.

So for whatever reason, I clicked on the NYDN link, and...honestly, the bride’s dress is kind of badass.

Aw yay :) I know nothing about this person but there is no way he is worse than her ex, Jesse James. Because he is the worst.

More likely - Bryan Randall emailed you earlier this month.

Also there is a striking resemblance to L Ron Hubbard.

I’m sick to death of the people saying, “The Duggar kids are always happy and smiling, so they’re obviously a great Christian family.” No, they’re fucking not. They’re beaten unless they act happy.

I was there on vacay a few years ago. Our tour guide informed the group that this collection of formations is called ‘Love Valley.’ Of course, some smartass in the group asked, ‘and why do they call it that?’