From the Guardian broom closet article:

The fact that they’re asking to hear the definition of reasonable doubt kind of suggests to me that somebody is being obstinate beyond the confines of what is reasonable. Like they’re saying to him (probably him, anyway) that there’s a difference between lacking 100 percent certainty and having a reasonable doubt.…

Honestly, I think it means there are one or two asshole holdouts who are making up nonsense scenarios in which consent could be obtained from a woman who was drugged (“well, before he drugged her she likely would have had sex with him because she was in his room!”). IME on a jury there is always some asshole who…

What an amazing woman. I’m crushing hard right now. I hope she has a full recovery and is honoured as the hero she is.

Top GOP Congressman refers to himself as “David Duke without the baggage.”

Well, for one thing, I’m not actually claiming that this is detrimental to the health of the league; it’s just detrimental to my interest in watching the rest of the Finals, which means next to nothing, if not nothing.

I was not expecting hobbes’ dick. well played.

I don’t know if that was Iverson’s first time hearing that song. I do know that it was the first and last time I listen to that song.

There’s always Plan B.

When my great aunt was sick, she stayed with us for a while. Every time she had a bad coughing fit, I would make sure to come check and her, grab her a water, and punch her in the face a couple times. She couldn’t shake the illness and passed, but I am sure she would have thanked me for checking on her so often if…

Aw man that hug from the first base coach.

With any luck, he’ll soon forget which team he played for.

despite their ages, he and Brees seem like they could still really be a couple of ..uhh... lethal weapons?

I can’t believe that. It would be like having an industry where a huge percentage of its employees end up with horrific respiratory disease that the public ignores, and the POTUS promising to increase the number of jobs in said industry. Real Looney Tunes stuff.

If he believed he was healed, he needed to show it.

We need a separation between Church and Golden State

This video should be shown to libertarians, followed by “this is what happens when corporations are no longer ‘tied down’ by government.”

What he lacks in physical presence, he tries to overcompensate with his bankroll.”

Then you can’t say to your buddies on the golf course that you’re fucking such and such model/actress.

“I want this, and I have a lot of money, so I should have this.” That seems to pretty much sum it up.