Ugh, I still can’t get over how out of place that massive tablet looks.

Every time I think “Yeah, Westbrook should be the MVP,” Deadspin puts up one of these pieces and my reaction is “fuck that, I’d rather have James Harden on my team, so he gets my nonexistent vote.”

“doesn’t do much to help the narrative”

Pictured: Duncan, angry/happy when learning of the fraud/confession.

WE ARE ALL JEEEM

which is why Pheel was sayin’ “BAH BAH”

BAH BAH, JEEM

BerenSTEIN Bears

If any part of your body is touching the ball while any part of your body is touching the ball, it is out of bounds on you. So, yes, the refs missed a call that cost Gonzaga the game.

did this ever really happen or are people misremembering it? Is this proof of a parallel universe?

does anyone outside of the NYC metro area care about Francesa? I live in NJ so I do but I imagine some guy in Seattle could give a shit

I heard they went on to say that Iraqis must have done it and we need to depose Saddam Hussein immediately because we’ve located WMDs in and around Tikrit and Baghdad, if you needed more proof that they were absolutely disconnected from reality.

He was selling drugs. He sold to all the white guys on campus ... He was the worst.”

+1, +3, +7, +51 . . .

I believe they prefer the term “multi-level motivators”

S! S=T! S-T-A and R! With comments like that, you will go FAR! Yay, Madoffs Mets!

I’ll give you this star, but consider this your warning.

As someone who both drives and bikes through the streets of Chicago, I wish driving tests included a 15 minute bike ride in the city. Sometimes a little perspective can go a long way.

“What a heartwarming photo to accompany this article. One man paying tribute to another.” - Dan Snyder