I’m surprised last night’s record breaking free-throw performance hasn’t made an appearance here on Deadspin. Drummond was 1 for 10 and the team was 3 for 17. Worst team FT performance in a single game in NBA history.

The headline said “Mets PROSPECT” though, which makes it pretty clear it’s not Tebow.

“Finally my chance to get off the Mets!”

I don’t have any information about how he handles walking away from implosions.

so you’re saying he’s leaving the Mets organization?

Ashley Dokey however, used to work at Atlanta’s Gold Club.

Maple, actually. Or maybe ash.

working with the local prosecutor

Yet a strangely similar amount of stolen lobster to Jeff Sessions

“They don’t really think Adrian Peterson is worth $18 million, do they? I’ve gotta go over there and let them know how stupi....”splat.

“Too Urban” is bad. Usually I get bounced for looking “too Harbaugh.”

Yes and no. You can present a vigorous defense based on the evidence and procedures used by the police while being respectful of the victim. Only a certain sub-group of criminal defense attorneys will go after a victim in the press.

While true, this is also a timely reminder of why I could never, ever do that job. Waking up, showering, shaving, putting on a suit and tie, all the while knowing your job that day will be to use vague reasons to sow public distrust about a young woman that not only reported rape immediately, but had corroborating…

Remember, Federer used a racquet with an absurdly small sweet spot for the majority of his career. This led to the (impossibly) rare mishit where he just sent a routine shot to the moon. He more recently changed to a racquet with a larger sweet spot, has finally grown comfortable with the equipment change, and is now…

Time will tell, but I feel like Steve Kerr might have made the right decision a few seasons ago.

That is complete BS.

Fancy Bears—a hacking group allegedly connected to Russian military intelligence

In the Yankees’ sleep room, everyone receives a gift basket when they wake up and leave

as far as I’m concerned Shaq has a free pass based on this gif alone

“Your contract demands are unreasonable based on your Shaqtin’ A Fool metrics.”