It’s going to be funny when teams realize that Adam Silver isn’t going to fine players for kicking Draymond in the beanbag.

A 5-second violation is for in-bounding the ball and the ball was in-bounded. Next time understand the rules before you try to put blame on the refs/commissioner.

It’s Wisconsin. Even their women can play offensive line.

You probably meant to type that he’ll have “aides.” That is the word that would have made sense in context. It’s an easy mistake to make, and is unfortunately the kind of mistake spell check can’t catch.

This is outstanding. I’m actually genuinely thrilled for this and hope that he has a long, long career running the Lakers.

If you’re the Pistons, even if it’s a lie, you have to come out and soundly deny that you ever offered Drummond for Cousins. Drummond is a pretty sensitive guy. He had to be held back by teammates after a game last year from going after a fan who was heckling him to shoot his free throws underhand. He signs a…

Rookies are notoriously bad at defence, and considering Buddy’s job in college was just score it doesn’t surprise me he sucks on that end right now. To think he’s not going to improve defensively and turn into the 1 dimensional catch and shoot player Morrow is (averages 0.8 drives per game compared to Buddy’s 2.3)…

“That’s can’t possibly be our client: he hasn’t hit anyone all year.”

NFL doctors agree the two men are not suffering from concussions.

As long as the victim gets a restraining order commanding Richardson to stay 3 yards away at all times, she shouldn’t have any more problems with him.

Richardson attempted to escape arrest, but only made it about 2 yards before inexplicably falling to the ground.

Y-yes?

Counterpoints: 1) if you were trying to get the Bulls the win, but not look guilty of wrongdoing, you wouldn’t call the foul unless you had to. 2) You can’t fucking call that foul right there.

A lot of times, you hear stories about a professional athlete going broke, and you feel bad for them.

Not quite sure what you’re getting at? Do you think I’m someone who uses that term to describe others? I don’t. I guess you saw other people call others “snowflakes”, so you thought that that’s what you should call those you disagree with?

I’m a talking head who has appeared on dozens of cable shows, including Anderson Cooper 360, Dr. Drew, Joy Behar, and Nancy Grace. I work for a traditional print media outlet, so it’s a part of my job.

While I have never gotten paid for those appearances, they are very willing to promote my work. They always have my…

One of the Republican party’s traditional strengths is to take a single person and make them outrageous to the Republican base. In particular this works well with any sort of government assistance. People’s desire for fairness, and their attraction to the salacious make the 1 in 10,000 abuser of a system be…

Yes, this 10,000-word profile of Tom Brady on a whole different website definitely proves that we at Deadspin are obsessed with Tom Brady.

Electrolytes: it’s what fancy dogs crave.

here’s the thing though. he would have won.