happy to oblige! that’s how it was explained to me.

Good investigative journalism. It might have been an attempt by Madison Bumgarner (pitcher) to zest up a story from “I knew a girl in high school with the same name!” to “I dated a girl in high school with the same name!” which actually arises to being an interesting anecdote. Now Madison Bumgarner (pitcher) is…

“I never said ‘Israel.’ I just told the Russians that, ‘I get awesome, very, very, super-secret intelligence from a country in the Middle East which will remain nameless. Here’s a hint: rhymes with schmisrael.’ I don’t know why you people are so up-tight. It’s not like I asked you to pay retail or eat shrimp. So,…

Seriously? It has to be that explicit for you to understand what he’s saying?

But her emails!

You left out Hilary. Gotta work that in there, and then something about feeling a burn of some kind that I don’t fully understand.

...and he just confirmed the intel came from Israel. Good grief...

No snark, this oft-posted cartoon sums it up quite well.

If Dylan Roof learned from Nazis that he shouldn’t leave random strangers just peacefully sitting in their church alone if they happen to be black, why should Nazis be left alone to be served in a place with women and people of color? If you wanted to be left alone, you should have thought about that before aligning…

I think it would be within the store owners’ rights since ‘Jezebel writer’ isn’t a protected class and it’s a private business? But then it would also be within Jez’s rights to talk about the writer getting kicked out and cause them to get bad publicity and possibly lose business.

there are ethnic jews that don’t follow the religion. it’s complicated when it comes to jewishness. it’s more of a culture than a race, like latinx people (who can be any shade, skin-colour-wise.)

“Actually, legitimate question: Say I find everyone who writes for Jezebel to be repulsive (and I do). And say I own a restaurant. Could I then kick out the writers of Jezebel for their beliefs?”

There’s also this pervasive notion that compromise = settling. If you have to modify one behavior, or that if your partner can’t modify something about them, then you’re settling for the less than. She won’t look hot for me? I’m not settling! He’s perfect except that he won’t participate in my interests? Settling!

It’s pretty telling that they think any random Jew or POC is a direct substitute for a nationally-infamous hatemonger.

Where’s TinkerBelle been living that she doesn’t know this shit happens all the time? Because no one’s refused a Jew or African-American service, right???

Whoops, I knew four were molested, but I thought only Jill and Jessa were on the lawsuit since they had publicly spoken before.

With their husbands’ permission, of course.

I hate the where do you see yourself question because it’s one of the many interview questions where I have to provide a canned bullshit answer that the interview wants to hear. Which I use because interviewers don’t want to hear the truth.

Well, the only way that I am going to be a tree in 5 years is if I am dead; in that case, I think that I would have little input into the type of tree that will be digging its roots into my corpse.

RIP Mitch