I see you are neither a Freak nor a Geek.

If I was American, I’d be calling to report that ICE was asking for my documents outside a courthouse.

Thank you Rafi Schwartz for being so durn dilligent as to actually question a government agency as to their ‘prank-i-ness’. I must also repeat (herein) your most-excellent final statement...so:

Hot take: the sex isn’t consensual if it’s being extorted from you because your single most vital personal possession is being held hostage.

Replace “Scientologist” with “Muslim”, reread the piece and determine if it still sounds reasonable, especially if your argument relies, out of hand, on dismissing a #NotAllMuslims argument. Either judge the person as an individual, or don’t, but don’t cherry pick. I don’t find Scientology to be compelling and their…

I’m fairly sure that’s exactly the rationale.

WWJD? I doubt this.

I thought “globalist” was the new code word for “jew.” Does that just only apply to people in the Trump administration who use it?

I think Brexit is a signal of rising nationalism and theres no greater national symbol than the royals.

I welcome this first world problems news coverage. Good to know life is still normal for the rich as fuck.

“Basement under the orangery” or British code for “bomb shelter for when the moldy orange American wanker president blows up the world?”

I’m really glad it does. What really will burn you to know is that I also easily pass for a white man. That means I also get the white privileges such as not being harassed by cops and being able to drink from the whites only fountain while also collecting aforementioned minority handouts.

Respectfully,

yeah, I just really, really need to believe it is an act. Which makes him evil and ridiculous, but fairly garden variety. If he really believes even a portion of the crap he spouts I can’t believe he manages to function independently as a person.

The code of hammurabi had a bit about builders being put to death if one of their buildings collapsed and killed someone and a bit about boat builders having to redo shoddy workmanship. The GOP would never stand for that kind of job killing regulation.

Chobani’s owner is an immigrant and he tries to help immigrants and refugees. Chobani is not just a yogurt company to Jones https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/01/business/for-helping-immigrants-chobanis-founder-draws-threats.html?_r=0 

If the man was indeed mentally ill, it makes even more sense they thought they’d get away with this. They single out and torment the weak, just like any other predator does. They think no one will care about this man and now try to draw attention away from their crimes (top to bottom in this jail) by bringing in the…

He could be a serial killer-rapist who, when not murdering or raping likes to torture puppies and throw kittens off bridges, and was finally caught when he tried to shoot up a daycare and THIS IS STILL NOT OKAY.

The reason no one mentions the dead man’s crimes is that they are irrelevant to the way he was treated while in custody. 

Lots of great stuff about growing up in NJ! Something like 20% of the residents are foreign born. I remember when I was little if you went home with a friend there was a pretty good chance there was a grandma who didn’t really speak English but would make the kids a snack. You might not know what it was, but it just…