I’m in the mood to see a hot guy make bad choices and a fat woman in a happy relationship

“Exposure to raw truth.”

I mean, as Jewel said: “As a feminist, I can’t support everything that’s being said tonight, but as somebody who hates Ann Coulter, I’m delighted.”

Basically any news about Josh Duggar getting fucked over is good news to me.

I am volunteering to be the official Jezebel Duggar Reporter. I am way too obsessed with them and I need an outlet for my crazy. It can be a weekly feature on dirtbag- The Dirty Duggars: What will we dig up next!

But it matches my Avocado appliances so perfectly.

And remember that you have to act just the right amount of freaked out afterward. Like you are super upset, you life has been ruined, sure, but not so upset that you are hysterical or irrational. You can’t be really calm and collected, but on the other hand, don’t be confused or unsure.

The Alcoholic Beverage Clause, closely related to the But She Went There With Me Willingly Clause.

OR does she have parents? cuz girls with parents will lie and say they got raped b/c they don’t want their parents to think they had sex with someone.

Round heels, to be sure. Tsk, it may seem a pity, but town pumps simply aren’t rape-able, Their regrettable fall from grace is obviously motivation for their trying to entice and then viciously ruin the lives of nice, upstanding, promising young fellows who are only doing what biology and athletic ability urges them…

You a clearly a legal scholar of great perspicacity, but you seem to have forgotten that if the complainant consumed an alcoholic beverage in an eight hour span prior to the alleged act, then she must, perforce, forfeit any claim to actually being “raped.”

And does the Lady who is accusing this poor young man have a boyfriend? When ladies have boyfriends they lie about having sex with other men so as to not get into trouble with they boyfriend, you know? So they say it was rape. DUH.

Common mistake. See, it’s only “illegal” if you can pay for the rape kit that better have DNA, and have so many injuries that it looks like you were dropped off a 3 story building. And even then it’s “he said, she said” issue, depending on what you were wearing at the time and whether the “rapist” is someone you might…

#notallrapes

The funny part about rape is. Even if it’s not hate crime rape...it’s still rape

The thing that puzzles me is that even when a woman keeps her own name, she is (most likely) actually keeping her father’s name. So she has still defined herself with a man’s name. At least if you take your husband’s name, she gets to choose it.

I would watch the shit out of HER reality show, “Becoming Michelle.”

Proving that later marriage and advanced degrees are the secret to marital success once again!

whether he is ButtMan or has maturity of 12 years old