“Can you believe that we’re both sitting in this Oval Office?”

Awww that’s an adorable happy face. My cheesy too-big-smile face (which I would totally make if I got to meet Obama) gives me a double chin so I always regret it after.

Apparently, some in the GOP believe Obama is going to perform a “same-sex” marriage at the SOTU. Kim Davis will utilize her special Jesus powers to protect them.

I’ve only ever heard of people who LOVE cruises or people with absolute horror stories. There’s never “I went on a cruise and it was fine.” I am not going to take my chances. I think they’re floating pollution/plague/murder mystery machines.

non pleasant company american girls are useless

I think a scar kit would be the better option.

If he wasn’t what she wanted (and she didn’t) she should have dumped his ass instead of all the crap she put him through with the cheating.

Miranda was selfish & had horrible interpersonal relationship skills. Charlotte wanted marriage & a family, but she also owned her shit & was reliable to a fault. Yeah she was neurotic, but she wasn’t pathetic - certainly not more so than Miranda.

Carrie...did not know how good she had it with Aiden. She was really not a good enough person to be with him, I’m happy Aiden eventually found someone else (and had a baby!).

is that now on CD or cassette? that’s the real test of whether or not you’re An Old

Yo, I wasn’t even poor when I hit up PP for my IUD, just medically disenfranchised by my shithead OB/GYN who first counselled me against the IUD because I was a newlywed and it would “annoy” her when I “inevitably came back a year later to have it removed,” then, when I insisted on having it, tried to get me to pony…

Huhhhh? You’re blaming the Jews?!

How very brave of you to take such a rare anti-semitic stand on Hollywood.

...Here someone is doing the right thing and driving people back from NYE celebrations safely and what happens? Some piece of shit kills her. I hope they find him soon.

(i loved this moment)

I was gonna say, didn’t Viola already cover this?

[or Oscar]

I really hope Jana gets out. She’s the oldest girl and still not married, so I think there’s hope she’s not totally brainwashed.

One woman read a magazine the whole time. She was my hero.

When I had my abortion (in NC), I had to sit in a group “therapy” circle and discuss the process and what forms of birth control I planned on using post-abortion.