Yeah ... I just hate the idea that anyone who gets something wrong or says something stupid is bad and terrible forever even when they’ve admitted they’re wrong and taken steps to correct it. If she said, “I’m sorry you were offended,” then by all means, rage on. But when someone says, “You’re right, what I said was…

So, person says something dumb, admits fault, tries to rectify it, but we’re all still mad? I mean, I get that insincere nonapologies shouldn’t be accepted, but if someone says something out of ignorance, but is willing to admit fault and be teachable ... what’s ... what’s the issue?

It only counts as sodomy when teh gays do it. Because straight marriages are made out of Jesus and Eagle tears, and are therefore free from sin of any sort.

I make about 2000 a month—which isn’t a ton, but it’s a lot better than I’ve ever done in my shitty 26 years of life—and after rent, bills, student loan payments, therapy (which the therapist is already seeing me at 50% of her usual rate), the inevitable couple of nights of takeout when I’m on my period, and maybe a…

I’m just imagining the conversation he has with soon to be married heteros, “Now, before I give you this marriage license, you’re not going to be doing anything anal, right? Because that’s a different license and I don’t do that one.”

Is there a waiting period, like for guns and abortions?

But what about heterosexual couples who want to engage in sodomy? Is there are special license for that?

You only need a certificate to engage in oral sex. It’s $50 for an afternoon class where I’m at. I got my cert after 3 hours on a Saturday. Met some lovely people there too, I still speak with a few of them.

Ironic that the debate took place at the Reagan library because Reagan (aka “Republican Jesus”) would not have a chance in today’s Rep Party. He raised taxes several times, supported amnesty for immigrants, doubled the deficit, and signed a gun control bill into law.

I don’t think you know what communism or socialism actually mean. Sanders is, truly, party to neither of those ideas in full. Further, what does the qualifier “boring” have to do with the noun “liar?” Would you rather an exciting or entertaining liar who wages a global war and robs its constituency blind?

“If public officials don’t want to do their jobs then they don’t need to be public officials.”

Chocolate? Bacon? Someone is. . . A CLOSET REPUBLICAN!

But it’s different cuz White Jesus™

All those Republicans losing their minds about the threat of Sharia Law are the very same ones implementing it here.

What is up with Thailand man’s thumb, that is scary long. Is he secretly an Aye Aye?

this is the greatest question of generations

Chicken of the sea.

Yeah, I hate to be that person but. . . yeah. Being raised a different race doesn’t totally rearrange your facial features.

She’s mixed. The pic with her siblings make that pretty obvious. I think her mom probably had a secret.