She is awesome. Also, John Stewart looked like he was going to die laughing when she started talking to his balls.

"Women are mostly found in daytime TV. I personally would never want to do a daytime show because I look better at night, and I can't cook."

Women are now too lazy to crush men's balls with their own bare hands!

#NotAllTesticles

Ball cleavage is the new black.

I love how adorable she is and then BAM, the dirty words. She's hysterical.

I think I understand what she was trying to say. There's a difference between changing things about your self/life because your partner is forcing you to fit some mold of what they want in a person, and making compromises to achieve a common goal with a person because you just truly love each other and want to be…

But, does he have fabulous hair?!?!?!

I know what you mean and yet, I kinda want the same. I love doors being opened for me, chairs pulled out, and yes, even with the right guy, sometimes him ordering for me (not choosing for me, just placing the order). I'm so used to doing everything for myself and am so controlling and assertive in 99% of the rest of…

"I thought of all the things I wanted from a partner and became that person myself."

Yeah, having very high standards is only annoying when it's accompanied by frequent bitching about being single.

Eh, if the collective internet decided to tell me what a bitch I was for having standards and how I was going to die alone, I'd gloat too. Not in an, "I won a man" way, more like, "fuck your opinions that turned out to be wrong." There is seriously nothing wrong with having qualities that you want your partner to and…

I was picky, had high standards and I am still married twenty years later. If you lower your standards and settle, you get what you settled for. That doesn't make me precious, it makes me practical and honest. I was rewarded for my high standards with a great man who is kind, honorable and loyal...not to mention sexy…

So my dream of a quiet, passionate, creative dude with long blonde hair isn't totally blown yet? Also, I can top re-dating: I wound up on an okcupid date with a guy in HS who lost his virginity to me when we were 15. Neither of us recognized the other, though, til he got on my facebook. THAT was weird.

I would not be surprised AT ALL if Khloe has already tried super hard to get Kanye and Scott to kiss, and Scott was totally down, but Kanye was SUPER uncomfortable. There's like a 65% chance this has already happened.

I don't know but he's kinda cute!

Please. If Scott was going to hook up with another Kardashian everybody knows it would be Khloe. Or perhaps Kanye.

Did someone swap out the art guy's weed for bathsalts?

WHAT… HOW… WHY??? WHY??? WHY????????