It seems that this is one of those rare special businesses that still haven't quite come to grips with the idea of "the internet is actual real people". A bad Yelp review + media attention can destroy a restaurant.

Haha. You know. It starts with Oak. ;) Park, Lawn... either way it's grass.

I know! I can't listen to the radio anymore without hearing a crappy techno version of All of Me.

"She'll get a smoothie, stretch a little, then primp in the locker room for 45 minutes because photographers are outside waiting to take her picture."

John Mayer has a bang box that he brings out when with friends? How would that even be convenient? Does it have a handle? IS IT A CABOODLES?

Suri Cruise wouldn't be caught dead with a Blackberry!

Beyond the bondage, nudity and drunkeness, what is sadder is that these girls had Demi Moore for a mom, yet every single one of them ended up looking like Bruce Willis.

Admit it, not a single one of us would be surprised if John Mayer's Bang Box was real.

" He calls it his "Bang Box," and brings it with him when he is out drinking with friends. (In my fantasy world, this box definitely exists and it plays "Your Body Is a Wonderland" when opened)."~ Just the best thing I've read all week.

Definitely since 2007, at least.

How long has Jennifer Aniston been pregnant? 2 years now?

That sounds fantastic, then I guess that means the GOP will shut the fuck up about women, minorities, and anyone under the age of 65 from now on?

Except that gourmet goober has been a 17 year old.

A lot of people with kids seem to think that the knowledge is downloaded to your brain as soon as you give birth. If you don't give birth you can't understand child rearing in any facet at all.

I think if it weren't alpha (good/aggressive) vs beta (second rate/passive), then it wouldn't be so charged a discussion. The nomenclature matters.

I think I might love you. On the prowl for delta is my new go-to catch-phrase.

I wrote a relationship advice book. It's really short! —

I don't care if people think he's alpha, beta, or gamma, so long as I'm getting that sweet, sweet delta.

It doesn't seem like some stupid "alpha or beta" thing so much as "if you've got a high-powered, high-paying, stressful job, it helps to have a partner who is more easy-going, reliable, and flexible if you want to start a family".