Don't hate on my fetus balloons. It was a baby shower.

I'd better jump in and welcome this news before reading the whole article. You know, in case it reveals a gigantic corporate disappointment just before the end.

Oh Hell to the Yes... 17 and celeb crush..
As the Youngin's are saying today. Yolo! To those who are over 30... it's You Only Live Once. [well unless you believe in reincarnation..lol ;o) ]

Would you like to sit down and tell me more?

And then afterwards, perhaps:

I met my husband via an online video game. I really don't see what Franco was doing as creepy except for maybe their age differences. And yes there is some power dynamic with him being a celebrity and all. But, he didn't exactly do anything wrong ... I suppose it's just a little creepy, maybe?

Hey, James Franco. Since you got epically (and rightfully) rejected, I would only like to say that:

There maybe a large power disparity between James Franco and a teenage girl. But I'm not really sure. I've never been James Franco or a teenage girl.

We should keep in mind that Palo Alto is a film based on a book of short stories written by Franco himself. The older man/younger woman pairing is therefore something he has thought about (most likely acted out) before.

You're absolutely right - same with Guinness - but doesn't it warm your heart and bring a tear to your eye that accepting gay people is so mainstream now that it's more commercially viable to embrace gay couples than speak out against them or even to ignore the issue entirely? Even ten years ago it would have been…

Normally I would agree with him, but come on: it's the Mets for fucks sake. At worst it's going to downgrade their Pennant hopes from "snowball's chance in hell" to "BWAHAHAHA YOU'RE KIDDING ME RIGHT????"

If your line-up can't handle a couple games without a key player, you probably have bigger problems to address.

They do seem awfully young to have a 7th grader, but I guess, time-wise, it works out. If they got pregnant not long after the series finale in 2000, they'd have a kid turning 13 or 14 this year, depending on when in 2000 or 2001 she was born.

I'm maintaining that they should have put Girl Meets World on ABC Family and focused more on Cory and Topanga than the daughter. They could have paired it up with Melissa and Joey and we could have a whole night of beloved 90s teen heartthrobs turned struggling actors. It would be glorious!

Poor kid in the orange shirt. He has no idea that he's going to get grounded in the second season and no be heard from again until the show needs to fill out another straight man character.

That was my immediate thought, too. When I was in college (a lot of years ago), one of my classes was a small discussion group about something nerdy, no doubt. The professor asked one guy in the class a which of these-two-things-is-preferable?-type question, and his answer was "I'm torn." And before he could utter…

Very well put.

You're totally welcome to not discuss any further, no hard feelings. But just to clarify, what I'm trying to say is that there are different kinds of intelligence, this we know. Some have a high emotional IQ but limited logic skills, some have very logical minds but very limited ability for creativity, some can write…

two lovable female goofs who run a babysitting service

I remember someone explaining to me when I was quite young that dogs and cats don't go to heaven; it's only for people. That was the exact moment when I decided organized religion is not for me. Anyone with any brains can see that dogs are better people than people will ever be.