They aren't in trouble for the actions, but for the unauthorized publicity which is the issue. You're actually generating giant nightmares for people who care about their organization because of those who think its funny to pass something along to Jezebel.

Each organizations letters have a meaning, which is part of the ritual process. All 26 of the Panhellenic Organizations have the rule that initiated women, their fathers, and spouses are allowed to wear the letters. Nobody else. Due to hazing, some chapters have changed it to "members who are extended a bid" instead…

Ems... I've worked with the Columbia chapter of my sorority (yaya DG is Cuntpunt Famous thanks MD! Gosh I hate that...) and they're about as diverse as Columbia itself. If that means anything (aka mostly white and Asian, with tokens of other ethnic groups)

But if you really read the message is: Wear WHITE with coral OR mint. Pick 2 of the 3... means only the one senior who is like so fucking over this is going to show up in coral and mint and be like hahahah fuck you I followed your rules bitch.

...wait wait wait... explain this one to me, the uneducated in Catholicism Jewish girl... how can one be without original sin in conception? Like, how could Mary have been conceieved as such and then thusly been pure enough to carry Baby Jesus? I'm so confused

You aren't a Millenial! There's this new phenomenon of splitting us "Older Millenials" who didn't have the insta-access (pun intended) of the "True" Millenials, and they're either called Gen-Y or Xenialls... we have a lot of the same sort of views of both X & Millenials, but aren't truly either.

but... but... there's nothing wrong with healthy pizza. Add lots of yummy veggies and BAM! Complete meal: carbs, proteins, and veggies.

DUHHHH (major eye roll) I'm pretty sure the boyf's many friends from the Midwest would be THRILLED to know that despite their advanced degrees AND ability to fix a car they're always only one or the other.

Yeah... I also went to a state school, in state, and had the majority of my peers in all of the other Panhellenic organizations paying their own way through waitressing/babysitting/campus jobs. I know its not like that everywhere but we always go batshit and start in on the THIS IS ONLY FOR THE WELL OFF BRATS OF THE…

Worked all of college, paid for it all myself. Plus other expenses. Depends where you go, its possible to afford $300 a semester for dues.

These guidelines are usually only for the long, painful hours of standing around trying to talk to people who think they might want to join... its not like on a random tuesday she's like "Bitch, you've got wavy hair and green eyeliner, now what the hell did I tell you?"

//Email from 2013 from a graduated person//

OMG! Shit, I've been co-opted by the gay agenda, I've been shopping for a new one and thought I might want to go Lilly this year...

Hahah, I didn't really want to leave, but a lay off and the end of a contract job/lease meshing up made resigning the lease hard... so I moved home home for the first time in like a decade at the ripe old age of olds and have $0 to move again, and a new beau who is such a die hard Jets fan he sometimes hates that I…

But Bella and Edward... I mean Kristen & Robert know and faked it for us, sort of.

"I want my man fur back. NOW." — Jamie's inner monologue & mine for him.

And just when I thought I couldn't possibly miss boston MORE... you made me have a sad.

OR! Just give them a call... (303) 274-6317

I lived in FoMu's neighborhood!!! Ahhh I miss the old JP. But come on, when FoMu is like literally a block from JP Licks... I couldn't even with my lactose averse life pick FoMu over JP Licks.... ever...

Personally, don't love the jar - but there is a chocolate bar at Trader Joes with the stuff inside dark chocolate which I'm a hugeeeee fan of.