Okay but if that self-cleaning kitchen floor thing comes through I want to know about it.
Never knew about the shirt. Fuck you, New York, I was routing for you.
No this is a longstanding thing for me and I am not sorry, aliens real
sad that someone sliced off the front of her body
are investigating a possible case of excessive force
They're Jezebel bloggers now.
I love that his post about feminism ruining everything effectively ruined his career. That’s some pretty instant karma.
fake people are people 2
The hair is a bit of a let down but that dress deserves a closeup.
OMG the piano tattoo thing fills me with a horrific case of secondhand embarrassment
He looks like Rupert Everett. Like present day post plastic surgery.
If we don’t get a Foodspin post I’m legit leading a revolt.
Yeah. He looks like he might.
I just hope that delightful skunk-haired David Schwimmer is involved somehow.
The thing that bugs me most about these people is that they seem to be living a life in which they cast themselves as the lead in a movie or novel that no one but they realizes they’re living in/taking part in.
Picking up bones? Not cool. Using them for “curse work”, fucking hilarious and stupid. But lets face facts here. No care or maintenance went into this graveyard and the bones were on the ground. How the the bones’ loved ones (?) might feel about this, they obviously didn’t care enough to even visit this site,…
I remember when this blew up on tumblr and was memed. Kind of surreal to see tumblr memes play out in real life.