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Words won’t do for this...

who called the mix-up “flattering,”

Analog dick pics! OMG

I lived in those shoes. Running through the hallways of high school late for class...

I have heard that they actually sewed her into them. I’m not sure how she would get them on otherwise.

We’re listening.....

(I might need these)

haha, yep, and you could just be all, I was possessed, yo. Hmm, might have to try this.

When you have chronic yeast problems, which I presume is what that discussion is about, you can’t just take fluconazole for your whole life. No responsible doctor would even give it to you on a regular basis. It’s not the safest drug.

True story. I had a friend who was in nursing school and doing a rotation in a gyno clinic in a biggish hospital. A woman came in complaining of itching with discharge. My friend asked her to describe it and she offered to do one better, showing off a pad (Sorry, these are key details). My friend examined it and was

I feel upset that it has been 17 years between Broad City seasons.

ummm the gif I need is MISSING FROM THE INTERNET!

You don’t need antibiotics, you need probiotics. A cup of yogurt spooned into your vag should work well, or just squeeze a GoGurt up in there. Good as new. Smells like strawberries.

It might have a chalky under-taste!

If a woman who looks like this:

When she reaches this level of commitment, we can talk...

Yesh pleeeeassss, I want to hear stories!

In China (and I think Japan? Plz confirm) we believe that a doll that’s been neglected grows its own spirit and haunts the shit out of you. The solution is to never accept any second-hand dolls. LIKE A SMRT PERSON

I hope one of those dolls is in the middle seat next time I fly. Bitches don’t need any leg room.

Used to live in Bangkok. This trend is not even in the top 10 of creepy/weird shit going on there.