okay i’m obsessed mostly because she seems super funny. BITCH STOLE MY LOOK

I KNOW. I overplucked as a preteen and now they won’t get bushy like I want, but I’m using latisse on them and it seems to be working when i can remember to use it.

i like the third! but i like a dramatic brow

Prophet

Ok THIS is who she reminds me of! Now I can live my weekend in peace.

Writing a post on someone is not the same as fetishizing them, as you will see if you actually read it, nor is it “thrusting them into fame” when they are already in advertisements and movies.

Sorry, but you do understand that 500 days is a joke, right? Like...an insider joke?

Sigh. Me too :(

Mature, single, chill3four 7laid back guy here seeking a 3 too 2cuddle buddy for tonight and Saturday nights Stormy Blizzard! I can 42host or 1four-travel. 420 friendly or byob!

The best part is that they’re bragging about food under 1 gram of sodium (they don’t even have it yet—they’re reformulating to have it).

I met her at a women’s leadership conference several years ago, and we chatted for a little bit about the joys of potty training and raising kids. She was hilarious, charming, and such a hoot. You can tell when she’s passionate about something (her kids, her career, etc.) because her eyes just light up and she engages…

Oh my god, they’ve all been stealing from Whitney Cummings!

What the fuck kind of business card is that? What a childish, disgusting fucking asshole. How is that acceptable? It sure must be nice to be an old rich white man and face no repercussions for anything.

reminds me of our girl Angela and Marc Jacobs

“I will find you!”

hahaha i love you for this

probably STDS (Sudden Teen Death Syndrome).