And not a single sofa in the the lot of them. Pass.

I've yet to experience a connection so slow it can't stream mp3... Well, since like 1998 at least.

I've lost a half-dozen Mini-Champs at ORD. Hallelujah!

Apple is not subject to your earthly management concepts like channel conflicts!

Nobody's "fault" just is what it is. You can buy an Apple and get your OS updated for $20 (or whatever) every now and then. No right or wrong answer. I prefer MS (for desktop app dev) but also prefer not to have to de-bone my OS when I get a new one. $500 laptops sure are nice, though :)

Will she please just go away already?

Ohm's Law.

My mom?

Yes! Proteus IV, I was just going there.

Because Micros~1 will be making up that $60 by bundling all kinds of crap... A 200GB "OS"!

"And not just a tennis ball from 15 miles away, but a tennis ball 15 miles away and moving at three times the speed of sound."

Leaving 9.6 seconds from detection to intercept... Hmmm, very doable!

Yeah- BYO Canadian Bacon, though...

Wow! A White House statement I can unabashedly agree with!

Wait- being first dictates what you want to "talk about"?

And outdated drivers- don't forget them...

I'm not a real "cloud" fan but after a little tweaking the "iCloud" really was an uptick in device interoperability. I'm a fan even with an occasional (even semi-frequent) warts.

OK, we were 900 miles away, now we're 899 miles away.... We may be "this much closer," but we aren't close at all.

AHHH! SHE'S NAKED IN THERE!!! EYEWASH!!! THE GOGGLES DO NOTHING!!!!

Iceland can send a man to the moon?