This. Not only his he woke, but he loves his dog in an adorable manner. I don’t even like dogs, but Evans makes me want to like dogs.

Doesn’t look like anything to me

The correct ranking is: Evans first, Pine a close second, Hemsworth third, and Pratt far, far off in the distance behind them.

Wrong. Chris Evans is clearly the superior Chris. Have you seen his tweets? Woke bae is superior bae.

So is this a horror movie? I can’t imagine a worse nightmare than being a woman and hearing the thoughts of men around me

Conservatives in October 2016: It’s just locker room talk!
Conservatives in April 2018: This lady comedian is so vulgar!

The solution is more man-eating predators.

If I were in that situation, I’d think, “this is all that’s going to be left of me by the time this plane hits the ground.” Thankfully, these people are fortunate and alive, but hey, if you’re basically sure you’ll die, you may as well slap a photo or some video on that device and see if it survives you.

- now I’m curious WTF happened.

I bet you Mr. Martinez never turned on airplane mode on his phone. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS KIDS.

Bluetooth was the nickname of Harald Gormsson, who ruled Denmark and Norway circa AD 958 to 986. And in fact the technology is his namesake, and the symbol are the runes for his initials. The more you know!

Truth. I would rather have sex with a man with no penis than fuck a Trump. Like, not even close.

You know I get that you’re joking and that this is probably something that would really bother someone like Don Jr., but as with any comment of this kind, I imagine it really hurts to actually have a micropenis and read shit like this. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I for one can’t wait for something, ANYTHING, to happen. my liver and kidneys can’t take any more abuse.

It’s totally his fault.

That screenshot is EVERYTHING.

“Trump called Putin today to congratulate the autocrat on his electoral “win.”

God, I love the fact that a pornstar could be the person who topples this wannabe dictator president. I wonder if Mueller will subpoena her as part of the investigation.

I wan’t aware there was a test! Is it an oral exam?